****before kenny could finish his sentence the cult surrounds them in a circle... leaving no room for them to run.
STAN
oh shit!
CULT LEADER
you really thought we believed that you two scoundrels could change HAH!
CULT LEADER
we totally knew what you two were up to the whole time!
CARTMAN
then why did you let us in and give us robes and stuff.
CULT LEADER
wait... who?
KYLE
you.. you let us in and gave us robes and fed us and stuff.
CULT LEADER
ASKED??? HAHAHAHAHAHSJZKZAKAB
****the cult starts laughing
CULT LEADER
I'M A FUCKING COMEDY GENUIS! XD
CARTMAN
that was the lamest shit i've ever fucking heard.CULT LEADER
what fucking everrrr!!!!
CULT LEADER
just wait until our leader finds out about this she's going to have a hoot, taking the fat boys career!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
KYLE
he doesn't even have a career he works at a gas station.
CARTMAN
um that is factually incorrect kyle.... don't mind my friend here, ***whispering*** he's a backstabbing friendship ending jew.
CARTMAN
i am actually the proud owner of the ice cream shop down of main. you know the one.
KYLE
oh my god! you're not the owner of that fucking ice cream shop, so stopping saying you're the owner cart-
STAN
shut up guys! wait you said wait until our leader finds out?
STAN
we thought you were the leader of this cult?
CULT "LEADER" (PRESIDENT)
oh... me? i'm flattered but i am not the leader of this cult! i'm just the president...
CULT PRESIDENT
i'm not the holy one............ i could never be the holy one.
GREGORY
then who could possibly-
NICKI MINAJ
OH. my. gawd...... it's selener isn't it.....
CULT PRESIDENT
YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT AN EYE OUT!!!!!! AND NOW YOU LOST TO US. THERE YOUR CAREER GOES!!! RIGHT ON HER DINNER TABLE! HEHE!!
CHRISTOPHE
so what you're saying is selener is behind it all?
CRAIG
who the fuck is selener?
TWEEK
GAHSH!!
NICKI MINAJ
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FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lol ...