FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)

so... what's the deal with the deal?

****the hot dog stand guy snatches off his glasses and weave, revealing that it was MR GARRISON!!!!!!??????!!???

STAN

what the fuck?

MR GARRISON

it's me! mr garrison! you guys remember me?

KENNY

***muffled***

....uh yes.

CARTMAN

what the hell are you doing here?

MR GARRISON

well... i need to warn you guys about something, but not here.... it's too dangerous here.... they could be watching.

CHRISTOPHE

you're talking about the cult aren't you?

MR GARRISON

SHHHH!!!!! you trying to get us killed. geez.

CHRISTOPHE

holy shit. i knew it.

****mr garrison puts back on his weave disguise and gestures for everyone to follow him, everyone follows him (cartman steals a hot dog before following, though) mr garrison stops in a isolated alley way.

MR GARRISON

i came to warn you guys that a cult is after you-

MR GARRISON

wait is that nicki fucking minaj????

****mr garrison bows at her feet. kissing her toes! (which are out because she's wearing open toe high heels.)

MR GARRISON

god save the queen of rap!

****nicki blushes and giggles as mr garrison stands back up.

MR GARRISON

oh my queen! thank you for all you've done for the rap game!

NICKI MINAJ

stawpppp you making me blushhhhh! hehe!!!!

MR GARRISON

no stawppp you're making me blush! it's an honor my queen it's an-

STAN

ummm.. hello? a fucking cult is after us? they already took some our friends!

MR GARRISON

oh yeah right anyway...

MR GARRISON

wait! you already knew this? and they already took some of you guys?

STAN

yeah.

MR GARRISON

oh they're fast.... this is bad. they've probably been planning this for months!

CHRISTOPHE

then we need to find them before it's too late.

CARTMAN

wait... i thought we took down those assholes like 11 years ago?

MR GARRISON

i mean you guys did, god smited every last one of those gay wads.

CHRISTOPHE

so what you're saying is...... this is a brand new cult?

MR GARRISON