CHRISTOPHE
how?
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
i hate being a janitor here my manager is a hating ass broke ass bitch!
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
but i can't say anything to him because he'll just fire me and i need this job. i'm going BROKE.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
but..... if you guys can get my career back. i'll do your little cult decoy thing.
STAN
ok sweet! let's come up with a game plan then.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
slay! first we need to get my career back from whoever stole it. i don't know how much longer i can take this job before i beat a bitch upppp. period, no tampon.
CARTMAN
and how do we do that?
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
follow me...
****they follow nicki to the janitor's closet. in the closet there's a big cork board and red string tying stuff together. she must have been really trying to get her career back.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
i'm so close! i just know i am-
MANAGER
NICKI FLOP MINAJ WHERE ARE YOU!??? SLACKING OFF AGAIN???? THIS ICE CREAM AINT GONNA CLEAN IT DAMN SELF!!!! GET OUT HERE!
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
COMING SIR!!!!!
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
***mumbling***
roach looking ass hoe.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
chile...... anyways so.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
i gotta get back to my job. i'm off shift in about 30 minutes.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
try and figure it all out well i'm gone.
NICKI MINAJ (JANITOR)
good luck barbz <3
****nicki minaj leaves to go clean up leaving only the boys to solve this mess.
KENNY
***muffled***
alright i'll look at it, guys.
GREGORY
pardon me, kenneth, but i think i should do this... i mean, i did graduate from yardale with a 4.0 grade point average!
CHRISTOPHE
gregory... god doesn't give a shit, kenny doesn't give a shit, i don't give a shit, nobody gives a shit about your yardale G.P.A. just figure this out for us and shut your rat fucking mouth gregory.
CARTMAN
damn you're so cool mole.
STAN
okay well you guys do.. whatever the fuck.
STAN
i'm sparking up in this closet, just so you know.
GREGORY
you're really your fathers son aren't you?
STAN
fuck you gregory.
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FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lol ...
