Shameless Season 1

Frank Gallagher: loving husband devoted father

[outside]

[lip, mandy, ian and olivia are walking down the street]

olivia: Gotta love these half days.

mandy: Good thing public education is broke.

lip: Yeah, waste of time anyway. The only thing those people are equipped to teach is how to live with crippling disappointment.

mandy: Hey, wanna catch a movie later? Brandy can sneak us in.

ian: Can't. Gotta be at work by 3:00.

olivia: i could do a movie...Nice jacket Kash bought you, by the way. 

ian: Thanks.

mandy: Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass if it gets me free stuff.

[they pass a truck where a man is fixing his tire and sees them]

man: Hey! Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you.

olivia: Yeah? 

man: You got a phone?

lip: What? Your truck break down?

man: No, genius, I like standing in the middle of a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. Look, I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. My goddamn kid drained my phone playing Doodle Jump. My goddamn wife took my charger. Listen, I'll give you five bucks, you let me use your phone. Just-Just one call.

olivia: Oh, i..i.. don't have a phone. my dad says not till i'm 18. Um, but you know what? There's a bar, I think, about ten blocks that way.

man: What's it called? 

olivia: Uh... O'Flaherty's. O'Flaherty's. Tell them your family's from County Cork.

man: Ten blocks?

olivia: Maybe five. Straight shot.

man: Damn it. This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck.

olivia: Five bucks?! Oh, cool! Thanks, mister.

[olivia then takes the money]

man: Hey, hey, make sure no one gets near it.

olivia: Will do.

[the man then takes off]

olivia: [pulling out her phone and sharing a look with ian and mandy] Yeah, Kev, 43rd and Halsted. Bring the crowbar.

[she then hangs up]

olivia: what...a little fib never hurt anyone

[they all then laugh]

[later]

[when everyone arrives they open the trunk and steal a bunch of the meat]

[thomas' house]

[olivia and thomas are having sex and both collapse on the bed after finishing and the two look at one another]

olivia: i love half days

thomas: me too...so did you really rip off a trucker and steal all the meat 

olivia: of course i did...the best things in life are the things that are free

[the two then laugh]

[a few days later]

[ian and olivia are eating some popcorn and watching saved by the bell and ian and olivia look at one another]

both: i have something to tell you

[the two then look at one another]

olivia: you first

ian: i went over to mickey's to get the gun he took from kash and we slept together

[olivia then looks shocked]

olivia: i did not see that coming....

ian: i know...but what do you have to tell me

olivia: me and thomas slept together a few times