The Howlter Family Life [[DISCONTINUED]]

Chapter 14 (again because i messed up)

Dil's POV

A few Days Later Le Time Skipz Again :)

"Happy Birthday, little Man!" Dan nuggied me. "Dan, I told you! I'm 17 now! Not 6!" I laughed, moving my hands a lot, but trying not to spill my drink. "But you're still mine and Phil's baby boy." Dan booped my nose. "Okay. Well, can your 'baby boy' have something to drink if you know what I mean?" I raised my eye brows. I want to know what it feels like to get drunk, without Dan or Phil knowing, of course. "Absolutely not! You can only drink when you are 21 or older. You can drink the apple juice and pretend it is beer." Dan folded his arms. I groaned. "Please? I mean, look at Tyler!" I pointed at the one, the only, Tyler Oakley, drunk, humping the Piano. Dan looked over at Tyler, then back to me. "Well, he's Tyler! He's older than 17 and is allowed to drink!" Dan started to laugh a little because of what Tyler was doing.
I gave him my puppy eyes and he looked at me with an 'areyouserious' look and said, "No. That is final." and walked away.
A few minutes later...

"WOOHOO BITCHES!!" Yells Dan, the person who told me not to drink. He starts air humping and singing "Toxic" By Britney Spears. I laughed too hard. I kind of laugh like Dan. Anyway, he starts limping over to me and shoves a beer bottle into my mouth. "Mmf!" I yell as the bitter taste of beer flows into my mouth for the first time.
Phil's POV
I'm editing a new Dan and Phil games video where we play 'The Sims 4' drunk. It was pretty funny. I should be with Dan and Dil, though. Firstly, because its our son's birthday for crying out loud! And secondly, because I told Dan to look after Dil to make sure he doesn't do anything bad or innapropriate and, well, you know how Dan is. So I quickly finish editing our video and walk out of the office, and into the Living Room. I freeze in shock at what I see.
DIL is DRUNK. "DAN!" I yell, putting my fists on my hips. "Yeah?" Dan asked. "DIL?" I can't believe Dan!