The Howlter Family Life [[DISCONTINUED]]

Chapter 26

Dil's POV
The new house we moved into was an actual house. Not an apartment, a house. Did I mention we now live in California? I think it's weird that almost, like, every person lives in California. YouTubers, Celebrities, The Queen, (Tyler Oakley).
Le Tiem Skeepzelz To Deel'z Buthdeh
I feel weight on me. A lot of weight. I open my eyes. "Hey, 18 boy," Phil whispered. Dan gave Phil his famous 'imsodonewithyou' look. "Phil, that was just..." Dan sighed. Phil started giggling. So did Dan. Dan gave Phil a little kiss on the cheek. "Oookay, well, I'm gonna get out of here and get ready," I slipped out of the middle of Dan and Phil. "Haha, sorry," Dan laughed. "But happy birthday!" Dan and Phil yelled in Unison. "Thanks, guys," I smiled as I headed to the bathroom.
Later That Night
"Hey, Dil, you wanna do something? Go somewhere?" Dan asked. "Uh, sure, I mean, we haven't done anything all day, except watch Netflix and eat Cereal, so that's okay with me," Dil replied. "Great!" Dan raised his hands up in the air. "Lets go!"
"Now?"
"Yeah!"
"Where?"
"ShakeAway!"
"Okay! Is Phil going?"
"No, I don't feel like it," Phil answered.
Dan and Dil were walking to ShakeAway. They were constantly glancing at each other while talking about the meaning of life. Just kidding, they were telling each other dirty jokes and playfully pushing each other around. This time, Dil didn't remember to look straight again after looking at Dan, so he walked into a man, almost as tall as Dan, with green eyes, the color of fresh grass, dirty blonde hair, and he was pretty buff. He was really pretty. He had a flat stomach, unlike Dil, who had a pretty big tummy. "I'm so sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, so-" The man cut him off by saying, "Its fine, it was my fault. This book is just really interesting and I wasn't looking where I was going."
Dil just stood there, staring straight into the blonde man's green eyes. "Uh, I'm Mason," The man went to shake Dil's hand. Then, he shook Dan's hand. "Dan," Dan smiled. "I'm..Dil," Dil shook Mason's hand. Mason. Mason. Hot. Dil thought. "Nice name," Mason smiled. "Nice face," Dil whispered. Mason chuckled, "Thanks." "Did I say that out loud?" Dil slapped his forehead. "Yes, but, don't hit yourself! Its fine!" Mason took Dil's hand and put it to his side. "I....I like your face, too," Mason chuckled. "Wanna get ShakeAway with Dan and I?" Dil asked. "Sure, but, only if I get Dan's permission," Mason said. "Of course," Dan smiled.
Dan's POV
I really like this boy. He's polite, good-looking, and tall, and I can tell he likes Dilly cakes has a crush!
Dil's POV
Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh by goodness!!!

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Dan, Dil and Mason all walk into the house and, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Everyone yells. "Aww, you guys!" I smiled. "Ooooh! Dil's got a 'friend'!" A voice yelled. I know that voice. Tyler. Oakley. "TYLER OAKLEY OH MY GOODNESS!!" I yell and everyone makes a path for me to run to Tyler. I hug him tightly and he hugs back. "Dan told me I was your favorite YouTuber," Tyler spoke. "I...Love...You!" I said. I looked around. I was surrounded by my favorite YouTubers. "Oh my goodness! Zoella! Alfie! Felix! Kalel! Anthony! Marzia! Ian! Jesse! Jeana! Joe! Caspar! Marcus! Louise! Niomi! Troye! Joey!" I looked around while squealing, and I widened my eyes so big, they looked like 2 Planet Jupiters. I looked at Mason, who was chatting with Dan and Phil. I hugged everyone, then walked back to Daniel, Mason and Phillip. "Sorry I left, it's just my....favorite YouTuber of all time was here....and I fangirled," I apologized as I hugged Mason. "Its fine. Hey, I actually have to go, I'm so sorry. But happy birthday!" Mason smiled and hugged me again before he left the door. "Dil!" Tyler yelled. I turned around to see Tyler motioning me t-to come to him. "Hi!" I yelled over the music. "I wanna talk!" Tyler pulled me to my room and we sat down on my bed. "So, who's your little 'friend'?" He asked. I blushed a light pink. "Mason. He's 19 and he's really nice and cute," I told Tyler. We kept talking, then after about 2 hours, a drunk Dan stumbled into the room. "ITS-A-Me...M-Mari-io!" Dan yelled as he jumped on my lap. "Shit! Ow, Dan, you're uh, really heavy," I groaned. Damn, Dan is heavy! Its either that I'm really weak, or that Dan is eating a lot of Maltesers. Yeah, I'm pretty weak. "I...love...cock," Dan whispered into my ear. I widened my eyes. "Uhm.." I laughed nervously. "Lemme help you with that," Tyler said. "AIAIAIAAA!!" Great, a drunk Phil appears. It is very rare for Phil to get drunk, but for Dan....not really.