Dan's POV
I wake up with a hard pounding in my head. I look around me, to see a naked Philip and Dil in boxers cuddling me, a passed out Tyler Oakley on the floor, and a shirtless....Joey in my bed? JOEY? Oh no, no, no. Joey needs to get the fuck out right now. I immediately get out of bed and shake Joey. "Dan?" Phil and Dil (that rhymed lolzor!) called in Unison. I ignored them. "Hm?" Joey quickly lifted his head up from the floor and his eyes were half-open and half-closed. "Get the fuck out of my house right now," I quickly and angrily whispered. "Ow my head hurts," Joey sighed and slowly put his head back down on the floor. Thats it. I grabbed Joey by the sides and carried his ass to the couch. "Get the frick out of my house right now you pig," I pointed to the door while I crouched down to Joey's level on the couch. I suddenly heard soft snores coming from his alcohol-smelling breath. I rolled my eyes and crawled back into bed. Phil somehow woke up as I carefully tried to cuddle into him. "What happened?" Phil asked. "Nothing, love. Go back to bed," I kissed his cheek. He groaned in response and sleepily walked back to our bedroom. "Oh, yeah and Phil! Get Dil into his room please!" I asked Phil. "Sure!" He replied. "Joey get the fuck out of my house," I hissed. "Wha-Dan?" He knitted his eye brows together in confusion. "Get the fuck out of my house," I repeated. "Don't talk to me like that and don't get near me," Joey hissed.---''''''#######××××××××$$$$$$
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Anyway, I'm sorry, but I have completely lost interest in this story because it's so horrible and boring. This brain doesn't really work, so this story doesn't have any sense in it or anything. It gives me so many cringe attacks, and I'm sure I've caused all readers to have cringe attacks as well and killed them. Speaking of readers, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 63 READS OMG THAT'S SO MANY PEOPLE AHSJIEOSBFVWIAOXHWOAHS I'M SO HAPPY HOW ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY READING THIS I DON'T DESERVE THAT MANY READERS I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!1!!1!1!111
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The Howlter Family Life [[DISCONTINUED]]
РазноеDan and Phil adopt children. They get 2 children. 1 girl 1 boy. They're twins. The boy's name is Dil and the girl's is Andrea. This is the story of their lives as the Howlters.