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I was on that third wheeling bad with Justin and Hali. We walked into Juicy Crab and Hali talked to the host h
The made host grabbed a couple of menus and lead us to a booth, once Hali finished talking to him
The menus were sat in front of us as we sat down and we started to order our drinks. Me and Justin got lemonade, but Hali got water like she usually does since she ends up ordering drinks
"Fuck y'all gettin'?" He asked because he knew he'd have to pay for it
"Does it matter?" I mugged him
"Onyx, you ugly as fuck." He said, making me frown
"Shut up, I don't like you." I rolled my eyes
"I think that milk is just cum." Hali said randomly, making us both look at her
"Why?" I asked because I wanted to hear the logic behind it
"Alright, boom... you milk the cow dick that they call utters and white shit come out, they call it milk, but it's really nut. How I know? What happens when you beat a dick? Exactly, white shit come out." She explained with her hands out in a shrugging motion, then put her hands in her lap
"Waitttt, you right." I agreed when I thought about it
"Both y'all gotta be high as fuck, don't blow me." He shook his head. I looked at him like he was crazy because I didn't smoke a damn thing
"Weed make me paranoid... I don't smoke that shit." I quoted 21 Savage
"It make me feel good, shidddd." Hali said, I nodded because what else is there to say
"Bae, chill out."
The waiter brung us our drinks and started taking down our orders. I know I shouldn't, but I got a seafood boil anyway, so did Justin and Hali
"This shit finna be so good." Hali stated and I agreed
"Y'all some seafood junkies." He laughed
"And is." I said without a care
I love seafood, I think I might wanna be a crab leg
In fifteen minutes they brung out our food, I immediately dug in. "I'm finna give my man a mukbang." I said mostly to myself and propped my phone up, horizontally
"Alright, we got ourselves a lil seafood boil. Sum slight, sum slight." I looked in the camera, busting open a crab leg
My hair was in my face, so I flipped my head since my hands had sauce on them by now
"I got blue crabs, shrimp, potatoes, anddddd...." I thought about what else I said
"Corn, yeah corn." I nodded, slurping up the inside the crab leg on purpose
"You a vlogger nie?" Justin asked, eating his potato
