Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

you throw a robo roach at them

You throw a robo-roach at them 😈

In my au there's

Robo-roach
Robo-cricket
Robo-grasshopper

Pov: reader felt like being a silly lil shit and throwing a robo-roach at their s/o

¤•°× -   -   - ×°•¤

Uzi- 🖤🔫

- screams

- YOU EVIL BAWSTARF

- She's afraid of the robo-roaches you dingus

- fires the railgun at it, then regrets it immediately because...well you know what happen to J and in the classroom

- yeah, you don't have eyebrows anymore and Uzi's wig is a crispy synthetic lump

N- 🐕❤

- he thought you wanted him to eat it, yknow, like throwing him a treat?

- how he came to that conclusion you have no idea, but all you know is that he just ate the Robo-roach

- then asked you why you gave him a robo-roach for a snack...

- you didn't get the reaction you wanted (scream) and N was wondering why he just ate a bug

V- 🤍☠

- She catches it

- she eats it

- it was yummy, thanks Y/n 😋

You:🧍‍♀️

V: 🤭

- When Uzi scolds V for eating the robo-roach V hisses at her and says she'd do it again

- long story short, she does

- give her another rn lil bro

J- 🖊💛

- bitch, she catches it without looking at you, turns around and stares at you dead in the eye

(One of her eyes is a X you're screwed)

- you run away, but J is fucking fast flying, so she catches you and makes you eat it (don't ask me how you didn't die)

Doll- 🛢❤

- Genuinely confused

- she just holds the roach and then it starts..snuggling her hand

- at first it was 🤷‍♀️

- But..then you realized the bug never left and it's been chilling under her helmet. The bug was always on Doll, staring you dead in the eye....scary

- bitch, you just let a bug steal your girl

Tessa- 🚀🤍

- the bug just bounced off her helmet 😭

- poor bug, you actually felt bad

- you took it to Uzi and she fixed it

- but then you got scolded by Uzi to quit being mean to the bugs 😔

Cyn- 🤭🍵

- she fucking eats that shit

- like you didnt even get to throw it at her she just stole it from you and gobbled that shit up

- you just kinda...accepted it and never tried throwing another at her

- Made Cyn sad, she wanted you to give her another ngl