Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

Them with a child! reader 1/2

Me n my pomni plush are freezing our asses off 😭

I'll go ahead and say you're about 5-7

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Uzi- 🖤🔫

- Big sister Uzi 😍

- Bro is not leaving a child with Khan

- He didnt really give her the love and attention she needed as a kid- you definitely wouldn't get it, so she decides to bring you along

- Uses you to reach higher stuff on shelves and stuff, she'll put you on her shoulders or hold you up

- tries her best to match your energy, but remember, she's a angsty teen 👿

- let's you sleep with her, at first she was like 'No, go back to the beanbag-' but then you started crying so she just let's you sleep with her now

- She isn't used to getting attention or affection, so when she has you clinging to her leg, then meets N...she's always tweaking bro

- N is really caring then we got you, the cuddly, clingy kid that deadass hisses at him

- One time Uzi was 'crying' about something and laying in her bed, you climbed in, snuggled your way into her arms and tried wiping away her tears while telling her it was okay- it was so sweet she started crying more and hugged you

- that's Uzi's favorite memory (won't tell anyone ever)

- and the time you bit N because he was patting her head (in the second episode? Instead of her slapping his hand away you bite his other hand and stop him)

- When you get older AND taller than her she tried putting her hand on top of your head and smushing you to get shorter...she wasn't able to reach and just smacked your forehead instead

"Just because you're taller than me doesn't mean anything!"

N- 🐕❤

- steals you from Uzi, now he's your big brother/dad figure

- you know the meme where that guy holds the baby up to the security camera at Walmart? Yeah that's definitely him with you

- you're his cutey patootie

- Calls you biscuit...too much, Uzi and Rui-Jane had to tell him to use your name cause you started thinking biscuit was your name👩‍🦯

- You and him both obsess over puppies together and draw them

- He will read you stories to sleep- is a humongous pushover for you so you can get away with staying up longer cause he'll read as many as you want

- JK- you'll get away with it until the third story then he'll realize it

- Always and whenever you wanna sleep with him you can! Because you do so often he actually stopped sleeping like a bat

- He loves how you're such a sympathetic kid, always asking him if he's okay when you notice his mood starting to get sad, or whenever Uzi gets mad at HIM for asking if she's okay

- Always worried about forgetting you or losing you- then it's like how- when you're such a noisy and energetic kid

- it's easy to find you, but hard to lose you!

- he lost you

- and cried

- V found you :D

- As you get older and grow, he definitely keeps measure and is totally amazed by how much you've grown