Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

Things youve done that make them go 'wtf'

Things you've done to make them go 'wtf'- BUT ITS THINGS IVE DONE/SAID 🤯

You as me pookie 😈

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Uzi- 🖤🔫

- you had you arms crosses, one hand was up, your chin resting on it.

- You were listening to a worker drone talk shit about her little brother-

- Uzi took notice of the frown on your face, and how the corner of your lip curled as you listened to this worker drone rant.

"You good?-"

- You suddenly broke out into sarcastic laughs before looking your friend in the eyes and saying; "At least yours is alive 😒"

"OH SHIT- I FORGOT IM SORRY 😭"

"Oh yeah, you're dad's also alive too- must be nice?? 🤨"

"STOPPP"

- Uzi put a hand on your shoulder, grabbing and turning to you to face her. She asked with genuine concern here, "ARE YOU OKAY?"

- She could tell you were joking. You weren't upset- BUT YOU HAVE- HAD A DAD AND BROTHER??

"Yeah I'm fine- I was just joking, I swear! 😭"

- You chuckled at the side eye Uzi gave you, she wasn't convinced. She crossed her arms, leaning on the table while you still laughed.

"HAHA- You got the whole table laughing with that one, buddy 😒" you friend snarked, going back to eating her DELECTABLE BATTERIES 😍

N- 🐕❤

- You and Rui-Jane strolled into the Pod, Uzi had entered first, shaking her head in disapproval. N looked curious, and welcomed you in with a hug and a kiss ontop of your head.

- He glanced down at you hand, bandages wrapped around it, Rui-Jane waved at N and he caught sight of bandages on her hand as well.

"Did you guys hurt your hands? How?" He asked, gently holding your wrapped hand and looking at it. You shrugged, Rui-Jane continued walking and sat with V who also looked at her hand.

- You smiled though, Rui-Jane returned it.

"Nothing. Just me and Rui-Jane are siblings now-"

"We did a blood oath!" Rui-Jane finished.

- He couldn't remember what that was- you hummed at his expression, "That's when people cut their hand, and press the wound to eachothers so their blood like- combines. It mixes-"

"WHAT?! YOU GUYS DID THAT?"

- he then proceeded to sit you down and scold you- telling you how that wasn't a good idea and how you could've caught something.

(I did it with school scissors and basically dipped my hand in some hand sanitizer after)

V- 🤍☠

- You and V were sitting in the pod and chatting. Talking about how she ate a inncoent family. Normal day.

- N called out to you, holding up a drawing of a dog. "Look Y/n! I drew a dog, bark, bark, bark," N imitated a dog's barking before jolting at the sound of you-

"ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRERRRRRR RRRWOF"

- V and N were stunned into silence, looking at you with wide eyes.

"Y/n..did you just bark at the dog-"

"He started it 😡"

J- 🖊💛

- J joined you in school. Safe to say everyone avoided looking at the murder drone in the room and focused on their own work- lol no one was working and everyone was talking.

- You were doodling on your desk, listening to J and Uzi trash talk eachother before proudly gasping and putting a hand to your chest,

"Yes! Tis finished like the skillful artist I am!"

- J and Uzi leaned over to your desk, both gasping. Uzi covered her mouth and stopped a cackle from escaping at the sight of J's dropped jaw.

"Y/n- did you just draw porn on your desk?!"

"Yes, yes I did 😋"

Doll- 🛢❤

- You were chilling- just with Doll, Lizzy, Rebecca and even Thad and Darren. But those two guys were throwing balls at eachother-

"Bro, you're literally talking shit." Rebecca said, rolling her eyes at you.

"The only shit here is falling out of your mouth in piles bitch, leave me alone 😡"

- Doll covered your mouth after you said that, Rebecca gasped and literally went '😨'

"Y/n. Shh."

Tessa- 🚀🤍

- It was a school dance, you and Tessa were sitting next to eachother- shoes and heels off for a second.

- Tessa turned to you and said, "What if we kiss?"

- you also turned to her, giving her a stupid smirk and sitting up from your leaned back position.

- you leaned in, puckering your lips before leaning back with a 😏, Tessa did the same back to you. And eventually you guys leaned in too far and at the same time and then-

Mwah-

- You and Tessa gasped 😱

"Omg bro, he just smooched 😍" You said, raising your voice as the music changed into a louder one.

"...CAN WE DO IT AGAIN PLEASE?!"

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