Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

When you worry about weight (Uzi, N and V)

Pookie wookie, don't feel self conscious about your weight. I am willing to bet you are just fine and are the cutest patootie in all the lands bae 🥺

If someones making you feel self conscious about your weight, tell me and I'll eat them 😍

Consider that bitch snacked upon 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️😜😜😜😜

(Lol, get it? "get snuck upon"..snacked upon...im so funny)

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Uzi- 🔫🖤

- She notices you've been kinda quiet, so she kinda wanders about the "house", and when she finds you looking at yourself in the mirror she asks you what's wrong.

- when you tell her your weight is bothering you, her eyes go wide and she steps in front of the mirror, or she'll guide you away from it.

- Uzi will do her best to reassure you, you are completely fine. That nothing about you needs to change because you're already absolutely wonderful.

- She'll sit with you and quickly compliment the attributes to what makes you adorable, handsome, beautiful- everything.

- And if you still don't believe her then she'll propose ways that might help with your weight and do research with you on things to help.

- If you feel better then, she'll pat you on your back and offer to go hangout with the rest of of group and you can harass V and Rui-Jane.

- If not, Uzi will hug you tightly and let you rant on or cry it off, even just be silent. Whichever helps.

N- 🐕❤

- N was concerned because you'd been in the bathroom for a while. So, he peeked his head in, hand over his eyes and asked, "You okay in there cutie pie?'

- When you told him you were fine he slowly moved his hand away from his face. Once he saw you poking at your body, he got confused and asked if you were really okay.

- As you tell him you've been feeling self conscious and tell him your weight bothers you he'll 'ohh' and put himself between you and the mirror, his hands on your shoulders.

- He spoke very calmly, telling you that there's nothing to worry about concerning your weight.

- The silly guy pinches your cheeks, kisses your forehead then offers a cuddle session to help you feel better.

V- 🤍☠

- V knocks but then notices the door isn't locked, so she opens the door and leans against the doorway, crossing her arms and watching you look at your reflection in the mirror.

- She notices that look isn't very enthused..so she asks if someone upset you and when you tell her no one did anything wrong her body relaxes and she gets casual when asking what's up with you.

- When you let her know your weight is the real problem she disagree and ask why you think that. V will disagree with any reasons you give and stand with you in the mirror.

- She notices you still look down and then sigh, grabbing your hand and making you look at her.

- V will take you to your room and hold you, just petting your hair and frowning.

- She'll just do whatever she can to make you feel better about it, trying to help you.

- She does make a lot of comments though. Calling you beautiful or handsome or dazzling and giving you more kisses. Despite whomever may be present.

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Random:

Rui-Jane threw a book, walking over to a bookshelf that was filled..or used to be. There was a comically large pile of opened books, some covers bent along with pages.

You rose a brow at her reoccurring behavior and finally decided to speak up, your fingers grazing the paper page between your fingers and flipping it, "What is up with you? I mean- there are your books so go off I guess- but this odd. Even for you."

Rui-Jane flipped through some pages of a new book in her hands, then that book was too added to the ridiculously huge pile.

"All of these romance books.."

Holy shit. She must like romance.

That's a lot of fucking romance books...

Wait.

"Do you not like romance?" You asked, lowering the book and placing it against your lap. Rui-Jane shook her head, then sputtered as her ponytail hit her in the face.

"No- I do. I love it! It's just...the pairring is always humans. Just humans." She murmured. Thankfully your were able to hear, and wondered what was so odd. Why did it bother her?

"And? What's up?" Rui-Jane tossed yet another book, then turned around and started walking over. She sat down besides you, "That's it. It's always two humans together, in love and happy. But, I haven't read one where it's a human and...a drone."

As she said that, she rose a brow...

You weren't catching onto your friends train of thought and waved a hand, motioning for the girl to continue her sentence. "And?"

"Are we weird for fucki- dating the robots? Ahem," She cleared her throat, "Are we weird for dating drones?"

Huh...that's a good question.

"I hate you."

You bonked Rui-Jane with the book, bouncing it off her skull and walking out of her little library.

Truth be told, you both were now just confused.

Are you guys weird for dating the drones?

"Ugh." Rui-Jane rolled her eyes and rubbed her head where the book hit.

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When I was 11, I told my aunt that my pants wouldn't button up and said they were too small and squeezing me. She then proceeded to tell me they aren't too small and said "You're just too fat"  🥰

ALSO I WATCHED THE NEW EP, I CANT BELIEVE MY FUCKING EYES. (Made me start shitting mopeds, feeling cute 😘)