Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

J x reader

This is so random. Side notes;

You are based off Rui-Jane's first ver. And have a lasso for a weapon that J tied you up in (Kinky- 🤫🧏‍♂️) so you don't run away

This is something old I wrote and thought was kinda silly- old writing.

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"You know...I can't help it anymore."

J stopped. What did the human mean by that? Eh, does it matter? They're tied up in their own lasso and being carried like a sack of potatoes. Loser.

"What are you talking about-"

Y/n didn't respond verbally, instead settling for simply biting down on one of J's pigtails then tearing the...wig off of the disassembly drones head.

J's head was now exposed and bare, shinier than Mr Clean's. This shit rivals that man's shiney acres. J dropped Y/n and screeched, her hands coming up in shock. How could the stupid human catch her off guard? Then again who tf would just randomly think of that, let alone do it.

"Did- DID YOU JUST-" The rodent (you) was cackling and rolling around on the floor like a burrito, and like a idiot didn't bother escaping. J growled and grabbed her wig and headband off the floor, then reattached it to her head with a sounding click.

"You stupid little robo-roach." J was seething as she grabbed the human with a grunt and threw them back over her shoulder. "Awww, don't be embarrassed! You're still very pretty with or without the wig." Y/n said with a smile, even if J couldn't see it. The drone had her hand rested on the person's lower back as she went back to walking, heading to V's location.

"You think so?" J asked, genuinely surprised. But no such emotion was shown on her face. "Yep! I really do!" Y/n seemed distracted from the situation at hand for a moment, and J was just happy the human couldn't see the blush lines on her visor.

"You- shut up."

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Sorry I haven't updated. my stomach has been hurting lately and my thighs are sore (my legs are but my mind immediately goes to my thighs),

And new fictional people I'm simping for.

HEAR ME OUT ON ADAM, THE DICKMASTER, THE ORIGINAL DICK, (pls tell me yk who I'm talking about or I'll sob after putting this)

And I got glasses 😍

Anyways, love you, stinky 🥰