Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

Your mom (Solette and James)

To clarify, this is specifically you and J's AU.

Meaning this is J and your's daughter, Solette.

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Solette glanced over at James, silent pleads filled her mind as she looked at his brown eyes. Sadly she saw the glint she didn't want to in them, the glint that would shine in his eyes whenever he thought about HER MOTHER.

The girl scowled and directed her attention back to her little cube shaped project. She was trying to make a little drone for some companionship. Sure, she had James. But this mamas boy was starting to get on her nerves. For obvious reasons.

Solette glared down at her desktop before plunging the screwdriver into the wooden piece of furniture.

Wait..., Solette thought to herself, a smile beginning to form on her already twitching lips.

The girls expression brightened. James is a big ol mamas boy. This would be a perfect opportunity to give James a taste of his own medicine.

"Quit thinking of my mom, you gluttonous piece of rat feces."

James groaned and threw his head back. He shut his manga book and glared over at his friend, clearly unamused at her interesting label for him.

"It's enough you got me yelled at by my mom, and it's not like I'm openly talking about how gorgeous and mommy I find your mom."

"You just did, you atrocious chunk of fermented soy beans."

Solette scowled at James once again. But it was quickly replaced by a smug smirk, and her finger tip played with the screwdriver stuck into her desk. "But you know, it's really quite interesting you bring up your mother."

James, who was about to re open his manga book and revisit the pleasant story, rose a brow at his dear brown eyed friend.

"And that's interesting why?" He asked, lowering the book in his grasp.

Hearing the question she wanted him to ask, Solette began cackling, causing her friend to feel disturbed by the sudden eruption of laughter.

"Ew, quit that." He said, tossing the book at the girl. It bounced off her head and ended her cackles as soon as it made contact with her head. Solette glared at James, who still had a brow raised.

"Interesting because I think I finally have a crush."

James felt his palms sweating. He did NOT like how Solette said that. Or the shadow that casted across her pale face. She looked creepy and that made him squint at her.

"And...that is?" He asked, waving a hand in a circular motion. James had many alarms going off in his mind, not liking the tone or expression on the girls face.

James was screaming pleads in his air head, begging that Solette wouldn't confirm the thought he had in the back of his head.

"Your mom."

Hearing those two words, the boy sat up with his jaw dropped.

"Did...DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY MOM?"

"That's right you shitty bitch, and if you don't stop THINKING of MY mom then not only will I chemically castrate you BUT ILL ALSO FUCK YOUR MOM!"

"MY MOM IS TOO OLD FOR YOU!"

"and my mother is also too old for you-"

James grabbed yet another book, a random one Solette had open on the bed and chucked it at her. This one also bounced off her head.

"YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS MONKEY, QUIT THROWING SHIT AT ME!" Solette pulled the screwdriver free from the wood of her desk and pointed it at James.

"YOU LEAVE MY MOM ALONE!" He screamed.

"YOU LEAVE MY MOM ALONE!"

You heard the screams from all the way in the kitchen, and decided to check in the two.

When you got to Solette's room, she had the screwdriver pointed at James while he had a robo-roach in his hand. He was standing in a rather sassy stance that you snorted at after opening the door.

"What are you guys screaming about? Your mom's about ready to come in and beat your ass." You said, leaning against the doorframe and crossing your arms. Though your last sentence was for Solette, it was James who responded.

"Is it bad that I kinda want her to-"

Solette scowled, "Shut up, you fucking meat rider!" That was the last comment James got in before he got knocked the fuck out.

Solette threw her little cube-bot at him and it took him down.