Murder Drones bf/gf scenarios

Boozy Uzi but fixed (oneshot)

There's no inappropriate content such as smut in this because; I don't fw it (some people know I'm lying rn..)

My version of Boozy Uzi- but good. It's better. No, I did not read the comic, I just know of it's existence and the general gist of what N and Uzi do.

This is like, a little thing after everything is over. So no more evil shit, just relaxing and trying alcohol after Uzi and Rui-Jane found a bunch while exploring.

So, without further explanations, let's go on;

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"Ughh, it kinda tastes bad." You said, grimacing while offering the bottle over. You were sitting in Uzi's room, you, N, Uzi, and Rui-Jane. You were currently seated in Uzi's spinny chair, your fellow human friend was sat atop of the desk besides the chair you resided in.

Rui-Jane, kept patting her cheeks, they felt very warm. "Is it hot in here, I feel really hot." She asked, taking the brown glass bottle from your hand. She pulled a little bottle from her pocket and handed it to you; green apple vodka.

"Take off your jacket then," You proposed, spinning the cap off the mini bottle. Rui-Jane nodded, her short hair swayed. After every shitting thing that had happen, she cut her hair and now for some reason, it began curling naturally.

She took off her jacket and tossed it elsewhere, it was quiet easy to tell she was buzzed. Took about 20 beers and 2 little bottles of vodka but oh well.

"Now, this tastes better. Thank you," You expressed your gratitude and pat Rui-Jane's thigh, getting a nod of acknowledgment from the orange eyed girl.

N and Uzi, on the bed were talking, you glanced over and took in the slightly disheveled appearances. N and Uzi's hair were both a tad messed up, large amounts of hair strands stood crazily. And on their visors, flushed cheeks which made you rise a brow in suspicion.

Turning back to Rui-Jane, you decided to ask, "Hey, Rui-Jane," she raised her head from its lowered state and looked at you, blinking, "Yes?" You hummed, pat your hair and then asked; "does my hair look crazy like theirs?"

Rui-Jane looked confused, but then understood, then looking away from you and in the direction of Uzi's bed, at the drunk pair, "I think you look fine-"

You leaned back in the spinny chair, seeing the girls wide eyes suddenly go awfully dull and wide. It's like the light left her eyes, "Dude, whats-"

"Oh my god-" she screamed, pushing off the desk, still looking in the direction of the bed, you turned around, to see what was up.

"HELL NO!- GODS NO- STOP IT!" She screamed, running around the chair and you. Seeing the foul scene, N and Uzi making out which would forever scar you and your mind- you jolted and joined Rui-Jane in rushing over to the bed. But this making out was bad- going somewhere.

"DONT DO THAT, THATS- STOPP!" You begged, grabbing N and yanking him away from Uzi. Rui-Jane helped, pushing him off and then pulling Uzi onto her knees on the bed,

The blush on Uzi's face worsened once she was faced with the horrified human girls face, her pupils hollowed out, "Oh shit- I forgot you guys were here-"

You moved N off the bed, carefully, after all, he was drunk. He stood without wavering, thankfully. Now he just looked flustered, and ashamed.

Rui-Jane and you tilted your heads, so you could see past N and Uzi's side- then shared a look. Both you and her were on the same page.

"This isn't okay," You spoke calmly, looking N in the eye. His virtual pair blinked, sounding off a little beeps as he did so.

"You both can't consent properly while intoxicated, so me and Y/n are gonna stop you here." Rui-Jane tried speaking as calmly as you, attempting to mimick the way you spoke. It was clear how freaked out she was by this.

Uzi, through her embarrassment sighed, and looked away from Rui-Jane after pushing her hands away.

"Okay, I get it." She said, crossing her arms. Uzi moved, so she sat on her bottom. It almost made you snicker how she looked like a angry child. N seemed more accepting of the interference, and gave a thumbs up, "Got it!"

Rui-Jane nodded, then walked around the bed to stand besides you, "When you're sober -I guess- I don't care if you guys fuck or whatever, just not now when you guys are under the influence."

You smiled, "Yeah! But to just clear some crap up; N, come sit over here with me!" N looked at you and smiled, allowing you to lead him over to the spinny chair at the desk, while Rui-Jane and Uzi sat on the bed.

Safe to say, no one drank anymore.

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"Wait," Rui-Jane muttered. Uzi looked over,

"What's wrong?"

Rui-Jane turned her head and looked at Uzi, "Well, human laws say you can't drink till 21, I'm 18, you're 18..those two over there are 19. Does that mean we shouldn't have been drinking?" Uzi shrugged, then randomly pulled up a beer bottle.

"Who gives a shit, I'm a robot. And those bozos are dead for a reason."

Rui-Jane rolled her eyes then snatched away the bottle, making Uzi the definition of;

"Hey >:("

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Yall, people CANNOT consent if they are drunk. Thus; Boozy Uzi comic is weird.

If you actually like the Boozy Uzi comic consider yourself an opp 🙏🏾