Christmas headcannons 🎄

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(Idk why Rui-Jane looks sad but 🙁)

Here you go pookies, Christmas stuff from me to you, since I love yall so much.

I really appreciate you guys, reading your comments never fails to be entertaining, and the compliments always make me smile. And when I get a request, I'm happy that people like my writing enough to ask me to write something special for them.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to post on Christmas, so take this as a Christmas gift!

Merry (early) Christmas, I wish to all a good gyatt (I'm sorry)

- Ruizu ♡

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Uzi- 🖤🔫

- The mornings always start with cuddling. Uzi is not a morning person, and she enjoys your body heat. It's comforting.

- Instead of a beanie, she will wear a Santa hat, since you also wore one and wanted to match

- Baking cookies, and makes two hella big skull shaped cookies. One for you, and one for her. (She can't eat, but gets it preserved so she can keep it cause it's sick as hell)

- For a Christmas gift, she makes you a sick as hell gun. And is hella proud of it, I might add.

- Rui-Jane and N tie a mistletoe somewhere above a doorframe and drag you both under it so you kiss- it embarrassed Uzi but she did give you za kissy

- wears a ugly sweater, and if anyone comments she will blush and yell at them (if it's you she'll cross her arms and just turn away from you)

- She absolutely refuses to sing any songs, and just laughs evily while secretly recording you, N, Tessa, and Rui-Jane sing

- Christmas movies bore her out, so she, V, and J just harass eachother in a corner.

- someone spiked the eggnog and you got drunk, so Uzi had to call the night early and take you home

- she didn't mind a bunch though, you're just a really cuddly and kissy drunk

N- 🐕❤

- Wakes you up early, cute little alarm clock

- If you were truly tired and needed the sleep he won't bother you, and let you hold him like a pillow, no matter how tight you squeeze (and Human-Drones stregnth exceed a murder drones so you have put a dent or two in him)

- He's warm, so he gets why you seek him out in your sleep and hold on, no big. (Kim Possible)

- since he's so excited he'll do your hair and then put a Santa hat on you. (If you're bald he will just put the hat on you)

- Already has ugly sweaters picked out for the both of you. If you don't wanna wear it, he will get a bit sad, but he won't make you.

- Instead of baking cookies he made cupcakes on accident.."wait..OHH- I was supposed to make cookies- not cupcakes!"

"Well, I don't call you useless for laughs." - J

- He doesn't need the mistletoe as a reason to give you kisses all day, but he did pull you under some mistletoe anyways

- You and him will sing songs, his fav is definitely "draddle, draddle, draddle, I made you out of clay" can't remember the real name, but he loves that one.

- Rudolph the red nose reindeer is his favorite Christmas movie, so he will ask you to watch it with him while cuddling on the couch

- Your Christmas present: he drew you a picture and made you a cute ring made out of wire :D

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