Three Times The Hummel Verse

The Faggy Lamp

Kurt was so excited. He had completely redecorated his room to try and welcome Finn into the idea of living with them. While he wasn't too keen on sharing a room, he understood why he had to since he had the largest one compared to his brothers.

The sound of footsteps on the stair told him someone was coming down, and he both wished it was, and wasn't Finn.

Instead it was Chris to turn into his room off the landing. He stepped into the room and took a look around. His expression guarded, he turned to see Kurt staring at him expectantly.

"Well, what do you think?" He asked slightly worried.

Chris smiled at him. "I think it looks fantastic, he'll love it Kurt." The room was a little over the top for himself, but it was totally Kurt, and if Finn didn't like it then he could get over it. It was just a room.

Again, the sounds of feet on the stairs were brought to the boy's attention. Finn turned the corner, and froze.

"Oh Finn! So I had to skip school to finish it, but I think you're really going to like it." Kurt began as he walked towards where Finn stood.

"Consider it a peace offering after all of the yelling we've been doing." Finn continued to stand there. Chris went to sit on the decorative couch. He wasn't liking the boy's reaction so far.

"The room is a perfect blend of the masculine and the feminine." Kurt continued to say. Finn began to walk around the room, just looking. Chris watched his every move, daring him to say something. "The muted and the theatrical."

Finally, Finn turned towards Kurt. "Are you freak'in insane? I can't live here. I'm a dude."

The hurt expression on Kurt's face was obvious, but Finn must not have seen it because he continued to glance around the room. "And what the hell is that supposed to be?" He asked as he pointed to the room divider.

"It's a privacy partition." Kurt said, looking away from Finn. "It's the only one I could find on such short notice." He stopped and looked at Finn again. "Why are you getting angry about everything? I worked really hard on this."

"That's not a privacy partition!" Finn said, getting a little worked up. He began shouting. "Why is it so hard for you to understand? I don't want to get dressed in front of you. I put my underwear on when I'm in the shower when you're around. I just don't want to have to worry about that kind of stuff when I'm in my own room man."

Chris couldn't believe what he was hearing. Right in front of him he saw Kurt began to get upset. "What stuff are you referring to?"

"You know! You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. Why can't you just accept that I'm not like you?"

"Enough!" Chris shouted. He was sick and tired of this. He stood up and went to stand with Kurt. Kurt himself didn't look too happy, judging from the way he was hugging himself. Finn seemed to ignore him because he continued anyway.

"You think I don't know why you were so excited that we got to share a room together?"

"It's just a room Finn!" Kurt yelled, his emotions at a breaking point. His sudden outburst making Chris jump slightly. "We can redecorate it if you want to!"

"Ok." Finn said, nodding and looking around the room again. "Good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp!"

Chris gasped. Kurt just flinched with a surprised look taking over his facial expression. Finn was yelling again and tossing stuff around the room. "And then, we need to get rid of this faggy couch blanket and th-"