Three Times The Hummel Verse

Drunken Hummels

"Please promise me that if you two come, you'll behave like normal people." Kurt pleaded as he walked around his room getting ready for a party. He had been invited to a party at Rachel's house for a glee gathering. (Well, he had black mailed Finn with his internet history into taking him to the party. But after he black mailed him he called Rachel to see if he could bring a friend.) Even though he was going to Dalton now his friends had still wanted him to come. He had even been able to convince Blaine to go. Just as friends of course.

"Of course Kurt! I wouldn't dream of being anything but." Carson said sarcastically. Chris rolled his eyes at the comment and turned serious.

"Relax Kurt. I'm not going to do anything dumb. I just want to hang out." Kurt smiled to Chris and then glared at Carson.

"Will there be alcohol involved?" Carson asked, trying to seem innocent.

"I don't know but I hope not. If there is I'm going to be designated driver." Kurt went over to the mirror to double check that his outfit was perfect. He was wearing black skinny jeans and a red button up with a black strap-like thing over his shoulder. Chris and Carson on the other hand just wore faded jeans and t-shirts. Chris's shirt was a black V-neck and Carson's was a old blue band shirt. He had his trade mark blue hoodie on over it.

"Ok well if we're going then we're going. Are you ready yet Kurt?" Carson asked impatiently.

"Yeah, go see if Finn's ready and we'll go. We're picking up Blaine on the way."

"Oooo" both boys teased as they left the room. Kurt sighed, realizing he might have made a mistake in inviting them.

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"Oh Kurt I'm so glad you could make it! Hi Blaine, Finn, Chris and Carson!" Rachel squealed as everyone walked into her house. "The party's down stairs. There are refreshments and food down there as well."

Everyone walked down the stairs leading to the basement and saw that all the rest of the people in glee club were already there. At that moment everyone practically dispersed around the room. Carson went over to Puck who gave him a fist numb and commented on his band shirt. Chris went and sat on the stage in the back with Tina and Mercedes. Blaine stayed by the stairs and talked to Rachel about not being a warbler at the party. Finn and Kurt just kind of hung back and looked around at everything. There was a pathetic table in the middle of the room with a sign that read drink tickets.

Suddenly there was a mad dash for the stairs. As everyone tried to leave, Puck and Carson pulled Rachel aside to talk to her. As she shouted something about alcohol everyone trying to leave gathered around the table again. Carson and Puck brought mass amounts of alcohol out and the real party began.

After that everything became a bit of a blur for everyone except for Kurt and Finn, the only two not drinking. It was rather hilarious to watch all of the glee members get drunk. When Rachel had started to cling to Finn, he decided to tell her about the types of drunkenness. Kurt listened as he categorized his friends. Brittany began to strip for Artie on top of the washing machine in the corner. Mercedes, Tina and Chris were laughing hysterically. Quinn, Lauren, Puck and Carson were all in the middle of a shouting match over by the couch. As Kurt watched, Quinn grabbed a hand full of Carson's shirt and pulled him to her, smashing their lips together.

"Who wants to play spin the bottle!" Rachel shouted, attracting the attention of the crowd. Everyone cheered as they began to sit in a circle in the middle of the room.

After a few rounds Rachel ended up kissing Blaine for far too long if Kurt had anything to say about it. Artie ended up Kissing Chris in his drunkenness. Carson and Quinn quite the game half way through to instead make out on the couch. When it was Puck's turn, the bottle landed on Kurt. It was awkward to say the least but in the end Kurt didn't care and Puck declared that kissing a guy wasn't so bad.