My Possessive Ex Best Friend (#Wattys2015)

The One and Only

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Chapter Sixty Six Part Two: Belles pov

You know I love how everyone is surprised? Like I cant believe that she would have the nerve to take on 30 guards.

Okay first off...

I am me. Therefore all normal things fly right out the window.

Second off....

I am me. Do I need to explain.

Lastly...

I have a pissed off werewolf prince and a pissed off Elf Queen thing. And there is only 30 of them. That is ten for each of us. Piece of cake. I think.

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"It is time for your execution!"

I rolled my eyes "And here I thought you were here to read me a bedtime story. What a shame."

He growled at me which caused Jake to growl back in retaliation. Wolves these days.

I roughly smaked Jake on the shoulder "Now is not the time for your crazy messed up possessive shit. I am about to die here and there are thirty guards here."

The guards just all stared at us as we fought. What can I say? I am about to die and Jake cant even do the whole I am sad you are about to die thing right!

Jake glared at me "Now is the perfect time. Nobody should be looking at what is mine! And do not forget you are mine little girl?"

I raised my eyebrows, anger evident on my face "Did you just call me little?"

The guards all whispered and watched to see what I would do.

Jake winced stuttering "U-Umm y-yes I mean no."

I took warning steps towards him and lightly grazed my hand up and down his abs, teasingly. "Hmmm it is too bad isnt it?"

He moaned saying "What is bad?"

I whispered in his ear "That you have to die. Your body is to die for."

I laughed as I kneed him in his balls yet again. The guards all laughed before my mom shouted "See you later boys and shot something that looked a hell of a lot like fire at the ceiling. Jake shoved me away as the ceiling collapsed and the laughing guards were no longer seen. Or heard.

I smiled at my mom while giving her a hug "Nicely done. Nicely done."

She laughed "I try."

Jake groaned "I mean I knew that was a part of the plan but why did my balls have to be a part of it?"

I laughed "O your balls were not originally a part of the plan. I may have improvised a bit."

He groaned "Dont you ever want to have children? Cause at this rate we never will."

I winced "Ugh no. All they do is stare into my eyes! Like I know they are big but seriously people! And then when their not doing that they are pooping or peeing or laughing or crying or whining. And I am too young to deal with all of that bullshit!"

Jake groaned again, cupping his balls as he wobbled after us and I tried to contain my laughter.

Mom smiled at me "Well what are we doing next my beautiful yet slightly sadisitc daughter."

I grinned at her "Jake and I arent doing anything other than watching. You are going to talk to the king."

She gulped visibly, "Which kings?"

I rolled my eyes "I think you know which king. The one and only, well of the Elves at least, your promised."

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