𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡!

𝟏𝟒-𝟑.𝟏

“Bitch!” Suan's head was slammed down hard to his desk. “Merry Christmas!”

A long blonde beauty with rare deep shades of green eyes teasingly gave him a grin while taking a seat in front of him.

“Damn, you're so studious! Accepting extra curricular classes for the sake of grades? Well, whatever. I'm here because I'm giving you something. By the way, my mom's inviting you tonight for another ‘eating’.” The blonde’s mouth starts to chatter nonstop again, her hands ransacking her expensive luxury bag filled with nothing but a gift for Suan.

“Oh, remember the book I bought from China. Their BL is called Danmei, boy. Cut sleeve~” Her green eyes roll, her lips tinted with a deep red shape of lipstick, twitch.

“I asked my Dad to visit that country. Girl, I was shocked about their beauty standards. Very Korea like! I went to visit the Philippines' Boracay and learn a few words but…. goodness! I think it's Indonesia or Malaysia? They share similar words but they have different meanings!” The blonde exaggeratingly flips her hair, looking stressed. “Whatever, I like their food anyway to the point I gain 5 pounds!”

Suan massages his head, listening to the blonde's endless talks about his 1 week 5 countries vacation. He might look uninterested, but he was listening.

“I told you to come with us. Mom and older brother expected you to come, Suanie.” She then pouts. “So, you need to come over to our house, okay? We cooked fried pork chops just for you.”

The blonde suddenly stops, she glances at her now broken bag, back to Suan.

“Goodness! I forgot to tell you about this shitty novel I randomly found on the internet. It was so cliche that I wanted to vomit during the flight! It was like this….” Suan closed his eyes, praying for the blonde to stop as she started chattering about the novel she read.

A cliche novel about a strong female lead and a powerful male lead, cannon fodder and tofu slice of life.

“.... Shitty, right? During that time, I felt like eating rocks because I read that matterpatting sand of a beach novel. I don't hate literature, okay? I hate female and male leads with no brain cells. Shall we talk about Apocalypse danmei instead? Crispy duck literature composition is too good, they're good writers!” She gave a slam to Suan's desk, startling the young man. “I was itching to read LOTM too, it's great! I like Klein, I like The Fool! I like…. Who do I like again in that book? Next topic, Suanie.” She then takes a seat, her quick mood changes never betray Suan's astonishment to girls mood.

“Oh, I forgot. The cannon fodder in that book share a same name as you. He's my greatest crush. An invisible classmate who is always there to navigate the storyline properly.”

He was jinxed.

He really was jinxed after finding himself sitting with his new family. For the 7th year of existing with them, he felt that Christmas are no longer bad.