One shall not be simping

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I am currently walking right between dazai and kunikida.
Didnt i run away? Is what you might want to ask.
Well funny story...

•10 minutes ago•

'I wish i had a good workout routine because I CANT KEEP THIS UP'
I keep running but got tired easily. My pace slows down. I look behind me to see if they are out of sight yet, I wasn't completely unreachable. I ran across the bridge to the other side of the river while still looking behind me.

'Am I out of sight? Oh thank-'
*thud*
I bump into someone and fall down
'WHO THE F- oh'
I look up to see a yellow haired man in a suit and glasses and a notebook in his hand.

It's Kunikida alright...i need to stop crashing into people.

"Sorry"
I apologise as i stand up.
"Its okay. But you should look where you are going"
He says and sighs.
"Where is that Dazai my schedule is completely messed up!" He groans.

I kinda felt bad so i decided to help him.
"Uhh if youre looking for a man in a brown coat drowning upside down in the river...he is just up ahead on the other side"

He looks at me and sighs again. Poor guy.
"Why am i partners with him? Thankyou miss. Sorry you had to see that"

I laugh and shake my head. I am trying so hard to not crack a dumb joke, but i might soon lose it.

However, i did notice one thing...


















....
'Kunikida in real life is fine as hell-'
*bonk*
I hit myself on the head. Kunikida just looks at me as if i am crazy. I don't blame him.

"There you are!"
I hear a familiar voice. I look to the other side of the river to see Atsushi shouting to me.
"I was looking for you!! Why did you run away?"
He looks at me with a confused expression.
'Aw how cute'

"DAZAI STOP MESSING UP MY SCHEDULE!"
Kunikida shouts and dazai just turns to Atsushi, ignoring kunikida completely.
"Thats right! How about we let Kunikida pay for your food"
Dazai says to Atsushi with a mischievous smile.
I can see kunikida almost wanting to strangle Dazai.
Pft-

"Oh right, hey miss! Uh-" Atsushi says
"Y/N"
"Right, miss Y/N, arent you hungry..? You must be, you should come along."
"Well..."
'i can just eat and then go right? Theyre after Atsushi not me. I dont think they will tell me to join the agency..'
"Um....if you dont mind"
i turn my eyes to look at Dazai and he just smiles, his hair flowing in the wind.
'OH MY GODHEFHHWD. Ok Y/N theyre real people now you can't simp like that.'
I turn my eyes back to Atsushi and nod.

•Present•

Yeah...so that's what happened....
I guess it's not THAT bad. I guess.
Actually Its not bad at all. But i am trying not to get involved with them, i mean what am i gonna do on missions? Sin cos tan? Cause thats what my parents told me was important to learn.

This is going to be a long journey....
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Hey~
Haha i hope it's atleast a little bit fun to read. I have already decided the plot, this is kind of an experiment book for me and practice book thing since i don't know to build plot and story. So i don't mind any sort of advice or criticism. :)
-candle

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