Love to be loved huh? (BSD x reader)

Delusion is (not) the solution to your problems

"I hate being broke"
I came to shop for groceries, but here i was, standing in the manga section, itching to spend all my money on my favourite series.

Putting a stone on my heart, and wiping a fake tear, i sigh and walked towards the grocery section, sticking to buying food so i could live. Because food is life and life is food.

After buying whatever i needed, (and some things i did not need like a coffee mug holding a coffee mug, weird purchase, i know, but i couldn't control myself, and it was cheap) I stood in the queue to pay.

'Oh no do i have to socially interact now? Fuck my life.'

I slumped my head backwards in defeat, only to see the bandaged man right behind me, with a cheeky smile on his face.

I raised my eyebrows and turned around to face him.
"Oh? Dazai! You're here too?"

He tilted his head to the side with a smirk.
"You didn't notice me? And here i thought you would be thinking about me, we haven't seen each other for two days."

I looked at him unamused and faced back to the front, moving forward with the line.
"And whose fault is that, Port mafia executive? How are you moving so freely in a store. Aren't you like, wanted?"

He laughed. Surprising me slightly as he leaned over my shoulder, leveling himself to my height.
"Come on now, do you really think i would be scared of something like that? Aren't you afraid that you're my friend?"

I moved one step forward tilting my neck to look at him.
"Friends stick together don't they? I might not be in the port mafia, or anywhere in the criminal industry, but i am still your friend, and it's not like i am gonna die if you're here."

He smiled.
"So you know the unspoken rule that you are safe? Didn't expect that from someone as dense as you."

And irk mark appeared on my head and my mouth twitches.
"How the hell am i dense?"

"The fact that you don't know how dense you are proves my point."

"I am not dense, i just don't like to assume things."

"So you're just in denial."

"No tf i am not. "

"Remember when the guy who you used to play that video game with said he was attracted to you and you laughed for a good five minutes because you thought he was dared to say that and that there is no way anyone would li-"

I put a finger on his mouth.
"SHHH okay i got your point don't remind me please."
I groaned in embarrassment.

His lips twitched into a smile as i removed my finger from his mouth. I noticed his ears were slightly red.
"Huh? You know you should decrease the layers of clothing you wear if you get hot."

He looks at me with furrowed eyebrows.
"I am not hot?"

"What do you mean? Your ears are red."
 
His cheeks were now suddenly covered with a crimson colour when i mentioned that.
"And now your face is getting warmer too-"

He scoffed and removed his coat.
"You really are so dense aren't you?"
He mumbled.

"What did you say?"
I looked at him skeptically.