𝘿𝘿𝙇𝘾 𝙊𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨 & 𝙎𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙨

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if someone ever asks what i do in my free time idk how to explain this is what i write

Thanks OmegaZer01 sorry this took so long lmao

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Sayori

* "NO WAY?????"

* Wait, you're joking right? There's no way YOU'RE a vampire, you're too sweet...

* Also, what the hell, why are vampires real? That's not true. This has to be some kind of weird fever dream she got from staying up too late, right???

* No :)

* It takes her a hot second to process. She won't avoid you (as long as you don't kill people), she just won't really bring up the topic much.

* Asks Yuri what she knows about vampires in hopes of understanding

* You know she's back to normal when she starts cracking Twilight jokes around you

*Trusts you enough to know you won't hurt her

Monika

* "I already knew, silly!!!"

* "...W h a t"

* You were more surprised then she was, honestly

* She still loves you, and as long as you still love her, that's all that matters to her. Who cares if you're a vampire? That's not the craziest thing that's happened to her. Try getting trapped in a simulation, silly!!!

* Yes, it would be a bit of a hiccup if you kill people!! Technically she understands– it'll throw her off, though. She'll try to find a workaround to stop it. 

* You need anything? Blood? A spare organ? Anything at all, she's got your back. Legally, of course

* She's just weirdly normal about the whole thing??

Natsuki

* "...Oh!! Funny prank, Y/N!!!"

* It was, in fact, not a prank.

* If you can prove you're not kidding around, she might get rather scared of you, but only out of fear that you'll hurt or attack her.

* If you kill people, she's never speaking to you again. If you don't, then she'll warm up to you again after, like, a few days. She was just in shock at first.

* One of the first things she asks is, "Even if you, like, drink blood, do you still like my cupcakes?"

* (The clear answer is yes)

* Her family and economic situation doesn't lend many opportunities to help you with anything, which she feels a bit bad about, but she knows you're capable and does what she can when she can.

* Her fear that you'll harm her never really goes away, though

Yuri

* No words, just staring in shock

* You hardly need to demonstrate anything for her to believe you. She trusts you, and besides, why would you lie about something so utterly insane?

* Expect her to ask a lot of questions. Like, every time you're together she'll be throwing inquiries at you left and right.

* Enjoys comparing what you tell her with what she reads in her books.

* Probably started a notebook to track what you tell her so she knows what and what not to do

* She's not scared of you, which is a nice change of pace.

* Similar to Monika, her public actions don't change too much. Sometimes she'll mumble a specific question quietly enough that other people can't hear, but that's mostly it.

MC

* "What :D"

* Chuckles awkwardly when you first breaks the news and asks you to say it again in case he misheard

* Thinks you're pulling an elaborate prank for at least one or two weeks 

* He'll get a bit nervous around you for a little while, unsure of how to handle this whole situation and a bit worried that you'll hurt him or the club. Give him some time and he'll kinda get over it, though

* Asks if you need anything basically every other day. 

* He genuinely doesn't know how to react, so he tries to stay as normal as possible so you don't think he hates you 

* Give him a few months tbh 😭😭

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Have y'all seen that post on tumblr or something about how coconut water can be injected into the bloodstream and therefore vegan vampires can just down some coconut water and be fine