Ben: All I do is put out fires
Chris: *face covered in soot and is three seconds away from killing him* Because you started them!
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Chris: I just want someone to take me out!
Darius: You mean like on a date?
Yaz: Or with a sniper?
Chris: Surprise me!
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Work! Work!
Brooklynn: 🎵Depression!🎵
Work! Work!
Chris: 🎵Anxiety!🎵
Yaz: 🎵And trauma!🎵
All three: 🎵The mental illnesses🎵
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*Saying goodbye to Bumpy*
Kenji: Ben I don't know what to say, it's a dinosaur
Ben: Just say what you feel Kenj
Kenji: Ok...
Kenji: Bumpy I'm hungry
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When life gives you lemons...
Sammy: Make lemonade!
Brooklynn: Make an organic lemon face mask
Darius: Umm... make lemonade I guess
Kenji: Juggle them
Chris: Make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it
Yaz: Squeeze them into other people's eyes!
Ben: *laughs* Since when does life give you lemons
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Chris: You know what, fuck you! *eats a spoonful of peanut butter from the jar*
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Chris: I don't care about my haters, so if you wanna fight me *pulls out bow and arrows* then fight me
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Ben: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hand mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Darius: Ben, no
Chris: Mistlefoe
Darius: Please stop encouraging him
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Chris: Kenji has no survival instincts, the need to win has replaced them
Brooklynn: That can't be true!
Chris: Hey Kenji, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Kenji: *Throws himself out a window*
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Kenji: I'm kinda scared of Chris
Yaz: Relax, she wouldn't hurt a fly
Kenji: That's reassuring
Darius: She would kill a man though
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*hearing a strange noise at night*
Darius: Don't worry, I am brave
Darius: *Shoves Chris in front of of him* I-I am brave
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Darius, thinking: Chris is just a friend. She's your friend. Your friend, Chris
Chris, walking past him: Hey Darius
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ActionChris Guenva-Malagkzai is used to moving all over the place. With both her parent in the military, there was never one place to call home. Then her mom got a job on the Jurassic World security team and Chris gets to go to Camp Cretaceous, where she...
