Ben: Oh by the way, while I was hiding I found a valve marked 'Danger. Do not turn.'
Chris: You didn't turn it, did you?
Ben: Of course I did!
*cue explosion*
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Darius: You name five famous people and I'll name five dinosaurs. I'll name a hundred dinosaurs!
Yaz: *wheezing* Nobody wants your dinosaurs Darius
Darius: PLEASE!!!
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Chris: Your privileges are revoked!
Ben: You can't revoke my privileges!
Chris: ... Then your privileges are rescinded!
Ben: ... *turns to Sammy* Define rescinded
Sammy: *writes "revoked" on a piece of paper and shows Ben* 😁
Ben: *turns to Chris* THEY ARE NOT YOURS TO RESCIND!
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Sammy: What are you doing?
Ben: I'm calling this guy and giving him a piece of my mind!
Ben: The doctor said that I can spare one more!
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How the camp fam would react if you fell asleep on them 😁
Ben: No you don't understand, if I breathe too loud, they'll wake up so SHHHH
Darius: Even though you're asleep, just let me know if you need something ok? Just talk in your sleep or something *puts blanket over you* I gotchu, I gotchu
Brooklynn: *runs her fingers from your forehead down to your nose* Poor thing, they must be so tired. I know the feeling
Yaz: If anyone, ANYONE at all wakes them up, you'd wished you were left behind on Nublar, OKAY
Kenji: *yawns* Maybe I'll just close my eyes for a bit too
Sammy: *gushing* Look. Look. *whispering* 🎵Twinkle twinkle little star-
Chris: WAKE UP MATE! *slaps you awake*
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Chris: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying
Kenji: And...
Chris: And you are
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Chris: You know... you can't spell "Nuclear mass genocide" without U and I. So, if you're not busy, wanna commit some war crimes
Darius: Chris we talked about this
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Sammy: 🎵What are the states that Chris can't go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!🎵
Brooklynn: Oh my
Ben: 🎵There's three more states where Chris can't be! Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!🎵
Everyone:...
Chris: 🎵I'm also not welcomed in Europe🎵
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Ben: You're not ascending to godhood, you're just dehydrated
Chris: OUT OF MY WAY GAY BOY! I'M ABOUT TO LIBERATE MYSELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL
Chris: *proceeds to pass out from dehydration*
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Chris whenever Kenji opens his mouth: You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up
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Survivors
AçãoChris Guenva-Malagkzai is used to moving all over the place. With both her parent in the military, there was never one place to call home. Then her mom got a job on the Jurassic World security team and Chris gets to go to Camp Cretaceous, where she...
