MCYT Comedy - If there was a MCYT Comedian (Full Shows)

Show 4: ''King''

(Typical warning: Some of these shows will contain jokes about gay shipping, if you don't like this kind of content, you are free to leave) 

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Hello Wattpad! So glad you're all joining us this evening! In fact, I'm so glad that I'm going to stop this pointless rambling and get RIGHT into this round of extreme comedy-sprinkled-with-truth-bombs, so remember that time when Tubbo and Ranboo were stupid teenagers and made their lore characters get married for ''tax benefits''? It wasn't a romantic marriage or anything but a lot of other stupid kids who were part of the fandom misunderstood it because ''queerplatonic relationship'' is only just starting to become a widely-used term.

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I know that's a bit of a shaky start but the reason I bring it up is because, if you recall, Tommy did not like that. And at the time, I was pretty young, young enough to wonder why he was so passive aggressive about it when his style is usually outright confrontation. However, evidently if I have my mom's odd ability to tell the future, it's gonna need some training, because I did NOT see his recent-ish revenge coming, and by that I mean, when

I got the notification that he came back like a boomerang and brought good old Tubbo to the alter in REAL LIFE, I physically got the wind knocked out of me, I'm a fast typer but I don't think I've ever sent messages to my friends that fast, and by 'friends' I mean different ones than the ones I'm close with now, to be clear.

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I feel like I should clarify, for anyone who hasn't seen the video, that the clingyduo marriage is not in any way romantic either and I am not trying to claim it is, I'm just saying, wow.

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Alright, enough talk about Tommy's marriage video, let's talk about one of his videos that broke my heart in the first 20 seconds

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Basically, I discovered Tommy's existence when I was very young, and he had just turned 17 at the time. I learned about him from clips and one day I was going around subscribing to all of the MCYTs I knew about individually, and when I got to Tommy's, I decided to actually click on a video before moving on, so I clicked on one of his mod videos he was obsessed with making back in the better days.

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All I knew about him going in was that he was a child and that I enjoyed his presence, so imagine how younger me reacted when he got to the ''some people find me annoying at first'' bit of his intro speech. I was very upset at the thought of people actually saying that about him. Whenever I tell my friends this, they're all ''awww you were so innocent!''. I knew what was going on in the DNF clips but ok, whatever yall say. 

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I felt bad for our king at the time, and it still sucks that he has to say that every video, but looking back on it, you know what? ''Some people find me annoying at first'' is a damn humble way to let people know he's an acquired taste, and I really fucking respect that! Let's hear it for Tommy! 

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This is the second show I've done about him, I promise I'll expand to others after this, I just think he deserves the full extent of my spotlight for a while. 

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That said, I don't know which video it was that broke my heart because they all fucking looked the exact same, he's such a little idiot.

My name's Anonymous_Author163, you've all been a wonderful crowd! Pog-fucking-champ!