MCYT Comedy - If there was a MCYT Comedian (Full Shows)

Show 5: ''Angst...?''

(You know the drill, some shows will contain jokes about gay shipping, this indicates a pause for laughter, applause, or general dramatic effect: * )

This one's gonna have a lot of talk about mental health and daddy issues, so get yourselves ready, alright?

Hello Wattpad! We're here yet again and my comedy shows have been going downhill due to Wattpad notifications being as bad as MCYT stream titles like 'Huge Announcement' are for my
 anxiety disorder, so I'm gonna be laying it on more heavily as an attempt to compensate.
So firstly, have you ever been reading a sad fanfiction and thought to yourself, ''huh, this is well written but not at all how the MCYTs act''?
Then you probably just witnessed an author projecting, and you could do the world a service by just not saying anything, cus lots of people project their issues like this and if they're doing it in THIS fandom, they're probably in need of only positive feedback, especially if they're not self aware of it

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A good example of this is when you look up stories that have Ph1lza as a main character, you can usually tell a lot about the author's real life father. I mean, you put a bunch of Ph1lza fans in a room and ask if any of them have good father figures in real life, I guarantee you will get a bunch of awkward murmuring, the same murmuring you'd get if you asked how much merch they would buy if they had the money for it.

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People in this fandom, we do not have very good mental states, we form little friend groups and let the unhinged sides of our personalities that we normally have to repress absolutely run free and mingle, it's kind of beautiful in that ''destructive natural phenomenon that still looks kinda cool in pictures'' way. 

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We're a swarm of queer goblins who are just trying to cope, and some of us don't even do THAT the traditional way, which is pretty much why we can come off so badly to other people, but I'm referring to the entire decent side of the MCYT fandom here, so we should also have learned from Skeppy that if an opinion is judgmental, it doesn't matter.

Cus that's what he does, just pretends negativity doesn't exist, and I respect it. I'm beginning to wonder if MCYTs have delusions, like we do. It's ridiculously easy to fall into this.

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Anyways, I keep trying to be funny but it just ends up depressing, I'm like the exact reverse of Ranboo.

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Ranboo's deadpan humor, man. I like to think that I have it, at least I'm closer to it than I am to Tommy's 'laughing at his own jokes' thing, but then I remember that I've found MCYT chats funny on occasion and then I almost, for a split second, want to try to calm my social media obsession, but that's not going to happen any time soon cus you guys keep giving me validation! Keep it up...please.

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I don't know if you've ever been struggling with that annoying ''panicking even though nothing is wrong'' kind of anxiety and then one of those dramatic original songs about the SMP lore comes on and makes it worse, but it's close to the same type of fear you get when you accidentally make a MCYT reference in front of your family, it is not fun at all.

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But you know what IS fun?! Debating the different ways to draw MCYTs' characters. It's either pretty anime characters, renaissance paintings, or little blocky derps, and all of them are great!
 But we all collectively stopped drawing Sapnap with space buns in his hair and I think we as a community need to right this wrong! Bring back Spacebunnap!

My name's Anonymous_Author163, you've been a wonderful crowd! Thanks for coming, hope the dark humor suited you guys well enough!! Goodnight, Wattpad!