MCYT Comedy - If there was a MCYT Comedian (Full Shows)

Show 3: ''Dumbass Cupid''

(Usual Warning: Some shows will contain gay shipping jokes and this one almost certainly will, and this indicates a pause for laughter, applause, or general dramatic effect: * )

TW: Joke about stabbing but not literal stabbing

Hello Wattpad, how are we all doing tonight? So Ranboo's not here, because they have better things to do, so you're gonna have to get your dose of brutal honesty from me. To start with, no, I wasn't gonna call this show 'Stupid Cupid' and have it actually rhyme, I may be part of the MCYT fan community but I still have SOME originality, otherwise you lovely people wouldn't be here.

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Also, this Cupid deserves to be called a real swear word, I don't hear Bad yelling 'language' for that one, mostly because he also has better things to do than be here, but my point is, Cupid shows up at the worst times and I am beginning to think it's intentional.

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We never talk about it, but Cupid's kind of a big deal in our community, and for once I'm actually not referring to the random, gay, and often polyamorous, moments pretty much every same-sex MCYT friendship has, this time I'm referring to the fan community's way of experiencing affection for the creators, and I'm not gonna bring up the bad ones, my secondhand embarrassment function is too sensitive for that, I mean the odd ones, and I'm about to call myself out.

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Basically, a lot of us don't simp for them in the traditional sense, where we feel genuine desire for them, we sorta just watch them, and fall in and out of love with them, sort of the way you buy a poster for your wall and just occasionally smile at it but not desire a relationship with it, I mean it's deeper than a mild sense of enjoyment for a poster, that's just the closest analogy I can think of, it's quite hard to explain the way we simp without actually being attracted.

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Now here's where I call myself the fuck out, because I've been watching Wilbur Soot's older YouTube videos, because he's handing out free serotonin, or at least dopamine, and it's the closest thing to therapy I'm getting, and I'm sure you see where this is going, but in my defense, you should go watch 'A Geography Nerd Plays Geoguessr', intelligence is extremely compelling and when he got the countries right, he'd get so excited, and at one point he blows kisses at the screen, and...Look, I mostly like girls, alright?

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But, to clarify again, this is not attraction, it's the MCYT cupid, who gives us incredibly spur-of-the-moment good taste. If you asked me at any random moment, if I was actually attracted to Wilbur, I would obviously say & think no, I'm a minor and I'm objectively just not attracted to him, but if I SEE him nerd out over anything, take care of Tommy like a big brother, anything of that nature, the shithead MCYT Cupid stabs me in the back, not even the heart, and I want to stab it back for giving me the delusion of feelings for a grown man who eats sand.

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Don't feel bad if this happens to you too, it's a known dilemma with this fan community, I believe the MCYTs were all collectively cursed or something and that's why we get this weird temporary I-wanna-hug-you-but-not-kiss-you-yet-it-still-feels-sorta-romantic-in-an-odd-way thing when we become fans of them, you don't have to brand yourself as a simp just because of their witchcraft.

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Yknow, that would explain all those times Wilbur's been rejected, and if their curse affects each other, it might even explain the...mixed signals those same-sex friendships I mentioned tend to give us.

My name's Anonymous_Author163, you've all been a wonderful crowd! Hope you liked this themed one cus now I gotta figure out something else to post for Valentine's Day. I themed this like this out of spite due to insensitive jokes about breaking up on Valentine's Day being told on the night I'm typing this (this show isn't happening for a week but I'm impatient). Goodnight Wattpad!!