MCYT Comedy - If there was a MCYT Comedian (Full Shows)

Show 9: ''Outfit Struggle''

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Hey, Wattpad, what is up? How are we doing? I was so unprepared for this show, this is gonna make you laugh in the 'sleep deprived streamer babbling about nonsense' way and not in the usual 'well thought-out jokes' way.

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I've been under lots of stress lately, and I've been using Skeppy's old videos as a coping mechanism. The days when Skephalo were in their prime just hit different, with everything going on. But we're not here to talk about that, we're here to talk about the absolute layered complex that comes with the idea of wearing MCYT-related outfits in public.

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I'm referring to either their merchandise or outfits that look like them without being full-on cosplay, you know? If you're wearing something like JSchlatt merch where he's known for things besides Minecraft, you can probably get away with it, or if it's Ranboo merch and just looks like cool designs to the outside world, you can probably get away with it, but it's so anxiety-inducing to express yourself that way, and your family will probably ask questions which is why I don't ever ask for merch in the first place.

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I've resorted to the second method, which is dressing like them without it being a full cosplay, like I wear the red-and-white Tommy shirt with those tan shorts and feel confident because it looks like a cute outfit to anyone not in the know, but the issue is, I can't use it to find people who are in the know, because MCYT fans can't just go up and ask people about their interests like normal people can, like what is someone in the know gonna say if they see my Tommy outfit?

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If anyone was even around who knew, there would be no reasonable way for them to come up and ask if my outfit is what they're thinking of. It's like those frogs who are bright colors to show that they're poisonous, but they don't go up to each other and say ''heyyy, you're poison too!''

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It's a very painful spiderweb of people who understand each other SORT OF. And that's to say nothing about how disheartening it is to see random hate comments on other peoples' harmless MCYT posts. It is such a rough world for us, and we don't get nearly enough respect for the things we go through.

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This is why I refuse to be too insecure. With how well I'm doing after everything the world has been constantly dumping on me since the day I was born, I have to right to think of myself as an okay person, just for making it this far, and you guys do too! We've given each other the kind of safe space that generations and generations of adults all over all the world couldn't or wouldn't give us. 

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Let's hear it for us, am I right? And being part of this community doesn't INHERENTLY make us better than anyone else, I'm only saying that we formed this community because we've all already been through a lot and need escapism, and then we're forced to deal with even more because of being IN this community and that calls for just a little more credit than we get.

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Empowerment aside, there's a clip of Tubbo singing Jump in The Cadillac and I think we need to band together and make older clips of them doing mildly embarrassing things like that well-known, it's not gonna hurt them and they need to be humbled just a little bit, I think

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Anyways, sorry about that weird ending but I'm at the end of my 600 word limit on these, so that's gonna be all for tonight! Goodnight Wattpad, you've all been a phenomenal crowd!