Percy Jackson and the Avengers (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Chapter 25 (The only thing funnier than 24)

A/N Gotta love SpongeBob.

Holy mackerel! There's one thousand comments on this book and over 50k reads! How did I come to such fame?

So, anyway, I despise the new writing layout. I don't like scrolling to get to my new chapter. I really feel for the people with 200+ chapters in a joke book who are still adding. They must have the worst time writing. And I can't see the last time I published!!!!! For crying out loud, Wattpad, just give us the option to customize with the various styles you come up with instead of just throwing it at us!!!!!!

The only things I like about the new update is the preview button and bug fixes. I'm going to try to write the chapter now.

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It was two o'clock in the afternoon and Natasha had told the kids she'd meet them at the bus stop outside of Ben and Jerry's with Steve in disguise. The reasoning? People would get suspicious of the teens if they went to the tower every afternoon.

As she neared the shop in a blonde wig and sunglasses, Natasha noticed that Percy had shoved a bit of blue ice cream on Annabeth's nose. She retaliated by wiping it off of her and onto his face while he and Peter were laughing. Nico just smiled at their antics and sipped his chocolate milkshake. They looked so ... happy.

[A/N Nico may have wanted a certain medic to come to the yard.]

"Kids." Steve shook his head and smiled in a Yankees baseball cap and expensive sunglasses.

Natasha felt the ghost of a smile whisper across her face. The kids, unlike her, had managed to keep their minds off of the situation with Tony and Pepper. She'd hate to interrupt them, but they had business to attend.

She opened the door and the four turned to her and froze. Percy and Annabeth were about to shove more ice cream on each other, Nico turned mid-slurp and Peter was in the middle of licking the fudge ice cream off the waffle cone before it dripped.

"You have some ice cream right there." Natasha gestured to Percy's whole face.

A rosy-cheeked Percy wiped his face off to reveal... the Red Skull. Just kidding, he only wiped the ice cream off his face.

"So, we're going to Georgia?" Nico glanced at Percy's blush for a split second and turned to Natasha.

"Yes, but you need your suits."

"Ugh. We need to just make them come to us on command, don't we?" Percy ate the last of his ice cream and leaned his chair back on two legs.

"Speak for yourself, dude," Spidey pulled the zipper back on his backpack to reveal the red and blue of his suit.

"Schist!" Percy lost his balance. He fell backwards with his chair and toppled to the ground.

"Language!" Steve blurted out.

All of the people in the ice cream shop turned to their table. Annabeth, Nico, Peter and Natasha laughed.

"It's a rock!" Percy yelled as he stood up, righted the chair and wiped the imaginary dust off his jeans. "Anyway, how'd you fit everything in there with all the homework we get?"

"I have no idea, Sir McFallsalot." Peter proclaimed whilst laughing and zipping his bag back up.

[A/N He did fall through a lot of portals. Falling Through Portals by Queen_of_fandonia rocks!]

"I only fell down the stairs once!" Percy raised his hands in the air.

"You did fall down three flights." Annabeth responded.