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Billdip- Personal maid

Dipper's POV:

Just a couple days ago, I was offered a job as a personal maid for the richest family in town, the Cipher family. Apparently, they were running short on staff because of one of the kids, Bill Cipher. I guess he's supposed to be really bratty and rude to all of the staff, so I'm praying I don't get partnered with him. 

I softly knocked on the mansion doors, soon being met with a fancy looking butler. "Ah, Mr. Dipper, I assume?" I nodded and shook his hand. He smiled back warmly. "That's me, sir!" I replied. 

The butler led me to a room with two other boys, one taller with teal eyes, the other a bit shorter than me with green and brown. The taller one gave me a harsh glare, which made it clear he didn't want to talk. I looked over at the shorter one and gave him a gentle poke on the shoulder, causing him to look up at me. "Can I help you?" He asked politely. "I just...how will they assign us to each person?" His hands traced the golden ribbon in a soft, stroking manner. "Well, first you'll spend about an hour with each brother, getting to know them and just trying to befriend them! Then, they'll decide who they like. And you'll be partnered with them."

My eyes slowly made their way to Bill, who was sitting in the middle of his brothers, staring down at us strictly. Like it was his goal to make his partner quit. "My name is Tyrone." The boy interrupted my thoughts, then pointed at the other guy. "And that's Mason! He's a bit of a grouch today, as you can tell." Mason rolled his eyes. "I hope I get Kill..." Tyrone said dreamily. He looked over at the tall redhead, who was chatting with the guards. It was obvious he liked him. Mason, looked at William, which greeted Mason back with a smile. I swear I saw some blush rising up on his face. "I just hope I get anybody but Bill." I started, trying not to be too loud. "He sounds like a real bitch." I roll my eyes, making Tyrone chuckle. 

It was finally time to start spending time with each brother, and my first one was Kill. Kill dragged me to his room, setting me on a chair. It took about 15 minutes for one of us to actually say something. "So...what is your name...?" Kill said, uninterested in me. "Dipper. Dipper Pines." I whispered. He looks "pleasant"...I thought to myself. "Look...I just...don't think this is going to work out. You're totally not my type." He said. Of course, I wasn't offended by it. But that just meant there was one less option. So now, it would either be Will or...Bill.

Next up was Will, I've heard that Will is kind and enjoyable, so it shouldn't be horrible. We both sat down at his desk, drawing and making up ideas for stories. It was really fun, too! But, even Will didn't feel like he was the correct person.  We both said goodbye and I headed to Bill's room. 

Sorry this sucks guys, I'm tired and literally lost track like half way through this lol. I'm probably not gonna make a part two unless ya'll want me to soooo. Ngl this gives me Goldilocks vibes.