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Billdip- Foe of the Undead

Dipper's POV: (Slight smut)

It was the second week of the zombie apocalypse, and more than half the world had been turned into brain-eating freaks that wanted nothing more than to devour my insides. It was only Mabel and I now, since Ford and Stanley had gone out looking for food and never returned. We had stayed in the Mystery Shack for five days now and we were running out of food. She hugged Waddles tightly and rested her head on my shoulder. 

"I can go out and look..." She started, but I soon stopped her. I couldn't bear the thought of her being hurt. I had already lost two people and possibly my parents, for god's sake. I am not losing another. "No, Mabel. I'm going. I just...I-I want you to stay safe." She got up and looked down at me, tears welling up in her eyes. She opened her mouth to say something, but soon stopped, not being able to find the right words. I stood up and grabbed onto her shoulder. "P-Please...let me do this Mabel...." Suddenly, her arms wrapped around my waist tightly. we hugged for a few minutes before she let go and whispered,

"Stay safe..."

While I was on my walk in the ruins once known as Gravity Falls, I saw the downtown market. It could have been my imagination or just how hungry I was, but I swear it was shining. Hopefully no zombies are inside...I sighed while quietly walking in. The smell of half eaten donuts and mold immediately ran through my nose, causing me to gag slightly. There had to be something edible here. 

I opened up my bag and started to shove food inside, but there was something in the corner. Something making lots of groaning and rustling. Something glowing bright yellow. I slowly started to inch forward, wondering what this thing could be. It started to raise its head, revealing a row of sharp, blood covered teeth. It stood up and looked down at me, being a good foot taller than me. It leaped at me, picking me up by the waist and slamming me onto a table covered in Twinkies. The thing slowly started to come into light. It was a zombie with bright yellow hair and eyes, and a tongue similar to what a snake might have. His tongue slowly started to trace my jawline, slowly nipping at it to get a good taste. Thank god he wasn't biting down hard enough that I would be turned into a zombie myself. The zombie looked down at me and smiled. "What a cute little human..." He purred in my ear, his hand crawling up my shirt. "I-I know your tricks! Y-You wanna eat me!" I whispered. He chuckled and pushed down on my stomach softly, then licked the shell of my ear. "Oh dear, then I'm afraid you don't know much at all if you think I'm doing that." He crawled onto my waist and pulled me up, looking down at me with hypnotizing eyes. 

"I promise you'll like it..."