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Killdip- Banishment

Kill's POV:

I woke up in the sky, sparkly white mist gently caressing over my shoes. The blue sky brightened as a giant pink creature slowly came into view. The Axolotl. Of course it was him, he loved to bother me and try to make me reform into a better and more loving person, since it worked with my brothers. But I wasn't nearly as dumb as them. I was never going to love anybody, or treat anybody with respect. I'll always be better than everybody. "What the hell do you want?" I stared up at the Axolotl, crossing my arms. He sighed, sitting down on a cloud in front of me. "You've caused too much damage. I've tried my best to reform you, like I did with your brothers. But nothing has worked." His black eyes softened slightly, then he turned away. "The gods and I have decided it is best for you to become mortal." 

My eyes widened. How could they do this to me? Sure, I may have killed some people and monsters, and also destroyed their homes. But I'm sure this isn't necessary. "W-Wait! You're taking away my powers?! My immortality?! You can't do this to me!" I yelled, but the Axolotl just shook his head. "You will become human for a week. If you cannot make somebody fall in love with you in that week, you will stay mortal and be banished to the Realm of the Dead. Or better known as, the realm that can make your worst nightmares come true. The Axolotl gently placed one of his webbed hands on my cheek. "I wish you luck Kill. I really do. I hope you remember that I still care for you." He said, looking down at the ground. My hands slowly started to fade, then my vision blurred out. The last thing I saw before I lost sight was red power exiting my body and going back into the Axolotl. 

Soon, everything started to come back to me. I looked around, standing up. Green trees surrounded me, while birds tweeted in the distance. "So...It wasn't a dream..." I covered my face, leaning on a tree. I was actually a human. A disgusting, pathetic human. And I only had one week to make one of these humans like me. "How could this day get any worse?" I yelled at nothing in particular. God, when I get my hands on that damned Axolotl, I'll make him wish that he was never born. I sat down, my back still pressed against the tree. What was the Realm of the Dead even like? My mom told me that I should never travel there before she died. And I listened to her. And now to think that in 7 days, I could be spending the rest of my life there! "Well Kill, if you actually want to try then I guess you better start looking for somebody that's your type." I said to myself, navigating my way through the forest. 

It was around midnight when I finally got free from the forest. My hair had leaves and sticks poking out of it, while my body was scraped and bruised. "I never realized how much emotions and pain humans feel..." I sighed and walked around. There was a huge water tower with a giant muffin on it that read, "Gravity Falls, Home of The Famous Weirdmaggedon!" 

This must be where Bill almost took over the world, I thought to myself. I remember all the conversations we used to have before he was reformed. Man, it never occurred to me how much I would miss talking to Will and Bill. The Axolotl never allowed me to talk with them unless I tried to change my ways. Now, I kind of wish I did get reformed. 

After walking a couple of blocks, I was met with a tall wooden building. "This must be Greasy's Diner." Bill told me about Lazy Susan once, and how he captured her. It was a long but funny story. It always made me smile. As soon as I walked in, I was met with a delicious smell. My stomach growled at me angrily. I guess I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Lazy Susan immediately came up to me, pulling out her notebook. "Watcha want kid? Pancakes are thirty percent off today!" She smiled happily. "Uhm, do you have any eyes? Maybe a goat heart?" I suggested. She looked away nervously. Must have been something they didn't have. They're missing out! "Fine. I guess I shall have a...a panned cake?" She backed up, laughing nervously. "Coming right up sir..." She sprinted away. Jeez, humans are weird. 

After about twenty minutes she came back, three panned cakes streaming right off a plate. "Alright, enjoy!" She muttered, walking off to help another customer that walked in. Once I was done, I got up and started to walk out, only to be stopped by Susan. "You realize you have to pay with money, correct?" She blocked the door, making it so I couldn't escape. I chuckled softly. I'd never seen a short old lady look more terrifying. "W...What is mon-nii?" I looked around, everybody staring at me. "Sir if you can't pay, then I have to call the cops." She took out her rectangle-glowing device. "A-Are you performing a spell on me?" I questioned. She looked up at me, as if I'd just said something insane. But soon enough, a short boy came up behind me and grabbed my arm. He winked at me, speaking in a sorry voice. "Oh, thank you, Susan! See, this is my brother. He's a bit cuckoo in the head, if you know what I mean." The boy spoke, gently tugging on my sleeve. Who was this, and why was he helping me? He has brown hair with two different colored eyes. For a human, he was quite cute. "I'm so sorry. Sometimes he sneaks off from me! Don't worry, allow me to pay." The boy handed her some money. She nodded, still giving me a disgusted look. The boy dragged me to an alleyway, screaming, "What the hell were you thinking? You can't just go into a restaurant and eat food without paying! Are you from another country or something?" He questioned. I growled back at him. "How dare you speak to a king this way, peasant! I'm Kill Cipher! I could snap you out of existence if I had my powers." I yelled back, making him laugh. "Yeah, okay Thanos. Did you hit your head or something?" Tyrone laughed while picking a stick out of my hair. "I mean, I traveled through dimensions. Do you think that hurts humans?" I questioned. Tyrone laughed once more and grabbed my hand. "I like you. How about you come stay with me? You look like you got ran over by a bus, and you smell like mud." 

"Yeah...sure." I mumbled.   

1,152 WORDS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LONGEST STORY YET!!!!!!! I'LL MAKE PART TWO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about the bad grammar! I'm too lazy to read this over again. Kinda got a little crappy towards the end lol.