Stevens birthday

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(skipped over the answer because no way in hell did y/n wake up to that shit, sorry not sorry ruby and sapphire fans still fuck with the hum rendition of stronger than you though)


The Crystal Gems are preparing decorations for Steven's birthday. Amethyst is blowing balloons, Pearl is making a ribbon bow, and Steven is helping Garnet make a banner.

Steven: I can't believe it's finally my birthday. You're sure it's okay we're taking a break from the drill?

Pearl: Peridot will keep us on schedule

Amethyst: Yo, Peri! You sure you don't want to get in on this? 

Amethyst blows up a balloon that looks like Peridot and it pops. Peridot glares, puts on her welding goggles and disappears around the corner of the barn.

Y/n: so what exactly are we celebrating?

Pearl: its simple y/n, a birthday is the anniversary of the day someone in this case steven was born, it is mainly used to celebrate growth, the most common way to celebrate is to give a gifts and a cake!

Y/n: ahh I see now, when I was in my infancy I celebrated my day of existence by finding the largest animal and devouring it, is it the same with steven?

Pearl: uhhh No?

Garnet quickly changes the topic

Garnet: We should celebrate our progress. We should celebrate your progress. You've grown a lot this year.

Garnet says to steven

Pearl: he certainly has

Steven: Yeah I guess so! 

A car horn is then heard, as Greg's Van arrives. Wearing a red party dress and a floppy sun hat, Connie climbs out clutching a suitcase

Y/n: who are these guys?

Amethyst: well the big guy is stevens dad greg, and the little one is connie, I think steven has a crush on her

Y/n: whats a crush?

Amethyst: eh ask garnet later

Y/n: ok

Connie: steven!

Steven: connie!

Connie: happy birthday! 

Connie runs up to hug steven

Steven: Thanks. Welcome to the party! May I offer you... a refreshment? 

Steven pulls out two juice boxes from behind him

Steven & Connie: Clink! 

they both pats their juice boxes together

Y/n: well they certainly have chemistry 

Steven: So, this is the barn! I'm surprised your parents are letting you stay for the weekend.

Connie chuckles 

Connie: It wasn't easy. They'd only let me come after equipping me with every piece of safety gear on the planet.

Greg: What should I do with this defibrillator!?

Greg pulls a defibrillator out of the back of the van 

Connie blushes

Connie: We can just leave it in the car for now!

Steven giggles

Steven: Well glad you could make it 

Connie: me too

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