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Derek: Wakey
Emily: it's 5am leagr me alone
Derek: Wakey
Y/n: shoot yourself
Derek: Okay then!
Hotch: Morgan, why are you up so early? It's everyone's day off, we don't need you waking us up.
Emily: litro
Derek: Felt silly
Y/n: go to sleep baldie
Derek: Wow okay blocked 😒
Y/n: dont care
Y/n: u woke me up fatty
Y/n: so i will drown u in ur own blood after i slice open ur stomach
Emily: unsub era 😭
Derek: Jesus
Y/n: victimology is bald men who wake people up early
Derek: I'll grow hair then damn
Emily: no you won't
Derek: No I won't 😞
Y/n: GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU STUPID SLUT
Derek: Oh so you're a slut shamer?
Y/n: yeah for you i am
Emily: that's so real bye
Derek: Ganging up on me ⁉️🤨
Y/n: YOU WOKE ME UP
Hotch: Y/n has a point.
Emily: LMFAOO EVEN HOTCH AGREES LOSER
Derek: Wow.
Derek: WOW.
Penelope: Guys it's soooo early why are you up? ☹️
Y/n: because derek is an asshole
Penelope: Aw no
Derek: I'm not an asshole 😒
JJ: Morgan.
JJ: I am going to murder you.
Derek: Question mark
JJ: I JUST got Michael to go back to sleep and you texting made my phone vibrate and woke him up
JJ: I am seriously going to end your life
Derek: Whoops...
JJ: I will castrate you
Derek: NO PLS
JJ: And I will force feed you the balls
Emily: ew omg 😭
Derek: Nghrgf yummy snack 🤤
Y/n: EWW THATS GROSS
Emily: litro ‼️
Hotch: Can you all just go back to sleep please? Or at least stop talking here.
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
