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Y/n: chat if any of u ever need me for anything im available 24/6 dont be scared to drop a message 🎀 love u guys mwah
Derek: Do you mean 24/7.. 😭
Y/n: if i meant 24/7 i would say 24/7
Y/n: sundays are my dedicated spencer day if u bother me then trust i will slash ur throat
Hotch: Y/n.
Y/n: sorry 🙄
Emily: eye rolling our boss is bold 😪
Derek: Word
Derek: Hotch has favourites 🤔⁉️
Hotch: I don't
Emily: liar
Y/n: its okay its okay
Y/n: im his fav because im sexy 🫨
Hotch: I don't have favourites. I like you all equally
Hotch: I take that back. I like most of you equally. Some of you — I'm not naming names — are a little bit less liked than the others
Emily: it's Derek isn't it
Derek: HEY WTF 🤬🤬🖕
Y/n: the way hotch didn't deny it is crazyyy 🤣🫵
Emily: LMFAO
Derek: ..
Derek: What if I killed myself
Y/n: go ahead fatty
Hotch: Don't make me remove you, Y/n.
Y/n: my apologies chat
Spencer: Hi
Y/n: HII SPENCE I MISSED YOU 🙁🩷
Derek: [Replying to: "Hi"] Hey 😉
Y/n: back the fuck off before i harm you beyond repair derek morgan
Derek: I'm! 🤯😖
Spencer: ...
Derek: Reid you're dating a psychopath!!! 🤯😱😳
Y/n: stfu and kys fatass whore nobody loves you back tf away from my man or i will not hesitate to break ur bones
Emily: you ate I fear 🫢
Derek: I'm a bit frightened
Y/n: good. talk to spencer again and i'll castrate you.
Spencer: I genuinely don't know what to say right now
Y/n: i love you
Spencer: I love you too, but I'm slightly concerned..?
Y/n: dont be 😁
Derek: Are we just going to ignore the fact I was just THREATENED? 🫥🫥
Emily: yeah tbh
Penelope: You guys always resort to violence :[
Y/n: he was hitting on my boyfriend he deserves it
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
