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Y/n: this is lame
Hotch: What is?
Y/n: being in this boring ass hospital
Rossi: It's for your own wellbeing, kid
Y/n: idgaf i'd rTher get stabbed again than stay here 🤬
Derek: I volunteer to stab you again
Hotch: Morgan.
Y/n: did u guys find the guy who did it yet ://
Emily: no
Y/n: omg u guys suck
Y/n: all of u except for spence and penelope SUCK
Derek: Well you can SUCK my dick 😂🖕
Y/n: i'd rather get stabbed again
Emily: are you just gonna keep saying that
JJ: She probably is
Y/n: i definitely am
Emily: good to know
Spencer: Y/n, we're working as hard as we can to find who stabbed you
Y/n: smooch ily 🤗😢
Spencer: I love you too
Derek: 🤢🤢
Penelope: Let them be happy🙁
Derek: But I don't want to
Y/n: too bad
JJ: Derek just hates relationships because he is permanently single
Derek: I am not⁉️🤔
Emily: me when I lie
Derek: Omg kys
Emily: shut up queer
Derek: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND????
Emily: yes I love her 😍
Emily: but you will never have a gf #loser
Derek: ???? I've dated a lot of women
JJ: And none of them have stuck around 🫣
Y/n: oh spilled
Derek: I will spill acid in your stab wounds
Y/n: uh threats???? @Hotch kill him😭😭
Y/n: wait guys a trophy father's trophy son by sws is kinda spencer coded... 😧
Emily: idk that song so I can't confirm
JJ: I do know that song and I CAN confirm
JJ: It is very Spencer
Y/n: RIGHT
Spencer: I don't know that song
Y/n: listen to it ...
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
