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Emily: I think it's really important that you all see the photo I'm about to send
Derek: I feel like I should be worried 😭
JJ: You probably should
Emily: PREPARE YOURSELFS
Y/n: yourselves*
Emily: fuck you
Y/n: okay then .ᐟ
Emily:
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Derek: DELETE
Y/n: OHMYGOD😍😍😍😍
Derek: Thanks 😉😋
Y/n: ew not you hunchback
Y/n: SPENCER WALTER REID 🤤😍
Emily: Walter. 😭
JJ: What the hell is Derek laughing so hard at in that photo 🤣
Y/n: why is he actually like LMFAOing
Emily: HELP
Derek: Guys please. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Penelope: Even Hotch is smiling 🤨
Y/n: let's take a moment to appreciate my BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND 😊😊😊🩷
Emily: we are NOT appreciating those pants he's wearing
Emily: so tight for what reason
Y/n: i am NOT complaining 🤤
Spencer: Well
Y/n: omg hey 🙈
Derek: Gtfo 😹🙏
Emily: agreed 😕😕
Y/n: no be quiet spencer is so pretty i want to bite his face off RIGHT NOW
Spencer: I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that
Derek: She's insane!!! Run while you can!!! Get out! esCAPE!!! SHE'S GONNA GET YOU! RUNNN REID RUN!1!1!! SHE'S CRAZYYY!! RUN!!1!1!!11!!
Y/n: SHUT the fuck up 😢⁉️
Y/n: spence im not vrazy i promise plsplss dojtbleave me 💔💔
Spencer: I know you're not crazy
Spencer: Derek is just... odd.
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
