includes (list will be updated as story goes on):
queer characters
crimes/gore/violence (canon typical)
jemily (will & jj r divorced)
exaggerated personalities
fem!reader (she/her)
lots of sex references and swearing obviously
mental health issues
s...
Derek: A swiftie on twitter just told me to kill myself and threatened to dox me LMFAOOO 😭🫡
Emily: HELP?? Why 💀
Derek: I said that shake it off is her best song Derek: I was JOKING as well 💔
JJ: Swifties are actually so scary
Derek: LITERALLY Derek: I say that I don't listen to her music and all of a sudden there's 20 of them sending me death threats and calling me misogynistic 😭😭😭😭
Emily: like what happened to letting people like whatever they like 🤔
JJ: Unless the music is actual dogshit I don't see the problem
Derek: Give an example of actual dogshit music...
JJ: Idk like Jojo Siwa or something 😭
Emily: wdym her songs are bangers :///
Derek: I pray ur joking rn . 💀🙏
Emily: OBVIOUSLY I AM ⁉️ GOODNIGHTTT
Penelope: Hiii guys :P
Derek: Hey baby girl 😜
Penelope: Hi there sexy 😉🤭
Emily: Garcia are you a swiftie
Penelope: I listen to her music sometimes but I wouldn't consider myself a swiftie 👻👻
Emily: ate 🙏
Derek: I ate
Emily: it shows fatass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Derek: Fatass or fat ass 😉
Emily: fatass 🤫
JJ: Clock it
Emily: girl I wont you
Derek: Eugh I hate queers
Emily: and we hate you 🤣🤣🔥
Hotch: Are you two arguing again?
Derek: Nah
Emily: it's okay we're just being silly 👅
Derek: All in good fun fr
Penelope: Where's Y/n? 😞😞
Emily: I ate her 🥱
Derek: YOU ATE HER OUT ??????? Derek: Ma'am you have a girlfriend and she has a boyfriend 🤬⁉️
Emily: kill yourself bald fatty
Derek: Gladly 😜
JJ: Emily just jumped for joy I'm so serious
Derek: Oh 😭😭😭⁉️😀
Emily: hell yeah
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