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Y/n: guys
Spencer: Yes?
Emily: HAHA U GOT IGNORED FUCKIN BITCH 🤣🫵
Spencer: What did I do to you?
Derek: Be a nerd
Emily: [Replying to: "guys"] what
Emily: oh snap I got ignored too
Penelope: Is Y/n okay?
Derek: Is she ever okay
JJ: That's horrid😅
Derek: No but like fr she's always doing some strange odd shit 😭🙏
Emily: she's just going on side quests chill 🙄🙄
Derek: SIDE QUESTS
Derek: I'M FUCKING DONE DEAD
Emily: okay girl calm down it was NOT that funny
Derek: Don't call me girl 🤬😒
Emily: damn sorry queen 🤞 I'll get it right next time princess 💋
Derek: Fucking kill yourself
Penelope: Derek you are the prettiest princess 👸🏼💖
Derek: I am NOT
JJ: Wdym ofc you are 🤗🎀
Emily: prettiest girliest girly pop queen 😍🩰👑
Derek: DIE
Derek: I am NOT a queen 🤬🖕
Derek: I am a MAN
Penelope: Don't be one of those toxic masculinity alpha males please 🙁
Derek: Sighs 😔😔 ur right
Derek: Do u want me to tie a pink bow around my bicep or something
Penelope: YES 🙌😽
Spencer: What did Y/n want to say?
Emily: idk😒😒
Emily: that FUCKHEAD
Spencer: Don't be rude to her
Penelope: Aw🥹
Emily: [Replying to: "Don't be rude to her"] you tryna fight? 🙄👊👊
Spencer: No
Spencer: I just don't appreciate you being unnecessarily rude to my girlfriend
Emily: I hate you
Spencer: Fine by me
Derek: Okay damn pretty boy getting sassy 😜🤣🙏
JJ: Spence is the leader of the sassy man apocalypse 😔🤞
Emily: Spencer can suck my fat dick
Spencer: I'd rather not, thanks.
Derek: Yeah he doesn't wanna catch an STD🤣🤣🫵🫵
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
