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Emily: I'm so glad I'm a lesbian 🙂↕️☝️
Emily: omg one time when I was deep in comphet I was dating a guy and he ate me out a total of one time and he BIT MY CLIT??? 😭
Y/n: oh my god ? 😭😭
Y/n: i mean at least he could find it ..
Emily: nah I don't even think he knew what he was doing bro
Y/n: i dont have to deal with that dating a genius 😉
Emily: I don't have to deal with it anymore dating JJ 😍😍🤤
Derek: Getting ur clit bitten is WILD
Emily: dude it hurt so bad I literally screamed
Emily: broke up with him IMMEDIATELY
Spencer: There are around 10,000 nerve endings in a human clitoris, so it's not surprising that it was painful
Y/n: i love it when he talks dirty 🤤🤤
Emily: girl😭
Y/n: joking hehe
Y/n: brb i just heard a weird noise
Derek: Uh oh
Emily: don't die 😧
Y/n: i literally have a gun i wont die
Y/n: wait i cant find my gun
Spencer: Are you okay?
Derek: Omg she's gonna get murdered
Hotch: She won't get murdered
Emily: she might 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Spencer: @Y/n, are you alright?
Y/n: omg
Y/n: ow
JJ: ??
Y/n: ow
Y/n: OWWW😭
Spencer: What happened?
Spencer: Are you okay?
Y/n: gimme a sec
Emily: what's going on? 😭
Derek: I'm so confused 😒😒⁉️
Y/n: sorry i was calling 911 im back now
Spencer: What????
JJ: Wtf happened
Y/n: omgg its nothing its probably not even as bad as the time that emily got her clit bitten
Emily: I already regret telling you guys that
Spencer: Seriously, what happened?
Y/n: basicalky
Penelope: Lovely are you ok? 😓
Y/n: YEOWCH
Y/n: ok so
Emily: are you dying?
Y/n: maybe
Y/n: i got stabbed a litjlee bit
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
