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Penelope: Good morning my beautifuls 😸🫶🏻
Derek: Hey mama 😚
Derek: How'd you sleep?
Penelope: Would've slept better in your arms 🤭
Derek: I bet 😉
Emily: okay bye
Derek: Jealous?
Emily: no I have a girlfriend and she's the prettiest girl in the world
JJ: Aww 🤭
Y/n: get a room
Y/n: chat look at this cool thing
Y/n: EEK ITS SO CUTE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
Emily: the exclamation points?
Y/n: YES
Y/n: there's question marks too
Y/n: they're so cute gah .ᐣ.ᐟ
Derek: Why are u so excited about this 😭
Y/n: because its cute😵💫
Derek: It's not very interesting
Derek: Just different punctuation
Y/n: okay
Emily: Morgan just let her live jeez 🤨
Derek: I AM?
Emily: there's really no need to be an ass about it
Emily: let her be excited 😭
Derek: But it's just exclamation points 😟
JJ: Next time you're excited about something we'll tell you it's not interesting 🥰
Emily: retweet
Derek: Damn okay 😒
Y/n: i love jj and emily
JJ: Love u too 🫶
Emily: LOVE U BAE 😍😍
Y/n: mwah
Y/n: chat my boyfriend is so pretty
[Spencer reacted "💜" to chat]
Spencer: You're prettier :)
Derek: Just puked!
Y/n: [Replying to: "You're prettier! :)"] BLUSHING
Emily: marriage when?
Y/n: right now .ᐟ
Penelope: Awwh😭🫶
Emily: Y/n Reid JJ me double date question mark
Y/n: SAY LESS
Y/n: as long as you two don't start banging halfway thru
Emily: same goes for u and Reid 🙄
Derek: You and JJ are the horndogs
Emily: NOT TRUE?
Y/n: mhm.
JJ: Sighs.
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
