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Y/n: i fucking hate stupid florida my hotel room is so hot i hate it here
Y/n: can this case be done with already im BOILING MY TITS OFF
Emily: loser my room is nice and cold
Y/n: fuck off
Spencer: You can come to my room if you want, it's pretty cool in here. :)
Y/n: OKAY !!!! 😊😊🎀
Derek: No no no no no
Derek: My room is right next to Reid's PLEASE don't have sex 😭😭😭😭⁉️
Y/n: gonna have sex extra loud just to annoy you
Spencer: ???
Y/n: just joshing chat
Emily: no way you said joshing 🤨
Derek: Who is Josh 🙄🙄⁉️💯
Y/n: me 👅
Hotch: You changed your name to Josh?
Y/n: no im joking
Derek: Silly man
Y/n: its okay
Y/n:
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Emily: is that you
Y/n: yeah
Emily: cute
Y/n: thanks 😉
JJ: Derek.
Derek: Yeah?
JJ: STOP reacting 🙄 and 🤓 to my songs on airbuds before I jump you
Emily: NAH FR HE'S DOING IT TO ME TOO
Derek: Ur guys music sucks more dick than me
Y/n: thats not difficult considering u get NO bitches 😭😭💯
Derek: Fine then it sucks more dick than Y/n when she's with Reid
Y/n: nnmnggf🤤
Emily: girl.
Hotch: Can we keep our conversations related to the case? Or at least semi appropriate
Derek: Define semi appropriate
Hotch: Don't say anything in here that you wouldn't want to speak about with your parents
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
