criminal minds chatfic

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BAU

Penelope: Good morning my favourite pookies ❣️❣️

Derek: GOOD MORNING USA 🇺🇸🦅

Penelope: Hey sexy 😉

Derek: Hey baby girl 😜
Derek: Missed you in my bed last night 🤨🤨

Penelope: You know I would've gladly come over 🫡

Derek: Tonight then 😈

Penelope: Can't wait

Derek: 👅👅🥵

Spencer: Oh

Derek: Hey pretty boy
Derek: You can join in too if you want 🤤

Y/n: i will hunt you down and unleash the wrath of a thousand sadistic gods upon you

Derek: Ok sorry 😢😢😢

Y/n: you should be sorry
Y/n: i will injure you in places that nobody can see

Derek: MY DICK ????????????

Emily: HELP

Y/n: ...
Y/n: kys derek 🤣🫵

Derek: I'm hurt 😓

Y/n: k

Emily: k is crazy

Y/n: he deserves less than a k 🎀
Y/n: an l maybe

Derek: Oh 😕

JJ: 😂

Y/n: WHAT FEAR A MAN BRINGS UPON A WOMAN LIKE ME PLEASE DONT LOOK AT ME I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE STOP STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP IVE HAD ENOUGH STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOOOOPPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Emily: oh my fucking god I love Ethel Cain

Y/n: the entirety of preacher's daughter makes me want to KILL MYSELF

Emily: literally so real

Derek: ????

Y/n: preacher's daughter is a concept album about a girl ethel cain who is the preacher's daughter obviously and it's just URGHHH i love it sm its such a good album and the lore is insane my girl ethel deserved so much better 😞🙏

Emily: all of the ways that strangers can be interpreted honestly makes ME feel sick bro forget him I'M feeling sick here !!!!!

Derek: Forget who😭⁉️

Y/n: ethel's boyfriend killed and ate her and in the final song of the album she asks "am i making you feel sick?" and it can be interpreted in different ways like asking if he feels guilty or like asking if he feels physically sick from the act of eating her like her flesh poisoned him

Derek: I'm??????

Y/n: its such an amazing album honestly every song is perfection the vocals the music the lyrics the meanings oh my god