Ragbros - Diluc and Kaeya

Switched Personality (CRACK FIC)

"so? I've changed you say..." Kaeya gaze to the side, his icy cold eyes roaming around the room boredly. Then landed on the small child who looks expectantly at him, this made Kaeya raised an eyebrow.

"What a joke." He scoffed.

Everyone inside the room flinched at the sudden change of demeanour.

"I'm not quite get what you're trying to say...but this has taken too long. We've wasted such precious times on this meaningless thing." Kaeya snapped and immediately rose from his seat and was about to head his way out of the room when suddenly a hand blocked his way.

"What." Kaeya snarled at the person.

"C'mon Kaeyaa~ it's not going to take that LOT of your precious time. I assure you." Diluc smile teasingly at his brother to which Kaeya replied with a grunt.

Diluc smiles brightly at his little brother while Kaeya just rolled his eye.

Now if this isn't cursed enough, Jean was sure to have a break and went on her own holiday away far away from this madness.

Grumpy and cold Kaeya and carefree and flirtatious Diluc.

Oh god.

She can't do this-

"Ah..." She faints. She can feel her own soul leaving her poor body.

"Jean-?!"

"Big sister-?!"

Barbara and Lisa rushed to the fallen knight, who had a let down a single tear at her pitiful life. What a sad. Sad life for the Acting Grandmaster.

"Tsk. Look- we don't have time for this."

The Ragvindr brothers were still bickering with each other, not caring- noticing the fallen soldier. Kaeya was about to slip pass Diluc but his older brother blocked the door with a goofy grin.

"You're just grumpy that she can rest and now you've got a lot work~ Keke-" Diluc cackled. Noticing that Jean had already fallen but really he doesn't care much.

"What?" Kaeya furrowed his eyebrows and glance back behind him and he can see that Jean's soul was flying away to the bright sky above her. Looking peaceful and happy.

"OH NO YOU DON'T JEAN-" Kaeya dashed and tugged the end of the soul figure (???) And forcefully tried to dragged it back.

"NOOO LET ME GO IN PEACE KAEYA-!!!" Jean cried hysterically as she tried to grab the bright light again.

"NOPE NO WAY-" Kaeya screamed at the woman, huffing while he tried to desperately pulled her back.

"UWAAAAA BIG SISTERR!!!" Barbara cry nonstop at her sister's body. Diluc pats the younger girl happily way too happily.

"There there Barbs~ your sister is already dead we can't do much- Hhahaha!" Diluc clutches his stomachs with a bark of laughter. Rolling on he floor, wheezing, trying to desperately catches his breath.

"Crazy people" Lisa deadpanned. Slowly vanishing into the thin air with a peace sign.

Lisa out.

"LET ME THE F*CK GO YOU BANGANG-!!!" Jean punched Kaeya's head again and again and again. There's a red bump on the bluennete's head. No- there's blood now.

"NO-! NOT UNTIL WE SETTLE THIS WEIRD THING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW-!"

"THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DON'T WANT TO! YOU BOTH BROTHERS ARE CRAZY AS IT IS! I CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE OF THIS PLEASE BARBATOSSSSSS-!!!!!!"

Far away from the knights headquarters at the top of the statue was the sleeping bard. Playing genshin impact on his new phone without care of the demise of his people.

"ACHOO-!" Venti sniffles.

"Oh YASS I GOT VENTI- eh myself??? Oh Well MEHEGEHEG-!"

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Note: See my old wip become...a CRACK FIC.

Well i did have the original work tho...if you guys are interested comments down below and i will post it.