Chapter2: Not a good first impression

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Samson:*Fiddling with the controls* And we've undocked!


Samson:Bruh why do I keep saying we?

Samson:*Increases throttle* And now preparing for re-entry.

Samson:*Using controls* Retract solar panel.

Samson:*Flicks switch* Arm air brakes.

Samson:*Clicks button* enable RCS.

Samson:*Turns down engines* And we are ready for re-entry

Samson:Oh wait. No, I forgot about landing!

Samson:I hope that the landing spot is somewhat clear.

*Intense shaking*

Samson:Atmosphere breached!

Alarm:*Goes off* Bank angle, Bank angle.

Samson:*Grabs stick and pulls* C'mon turn back!

Alarm:Sink rate, sink rate

Samson:*Pulls stick more* TURN BACK!!!

*2 minutes of constant fighting later*

Alarm:Returned to nominal status.

Samson:*Lets go*Oh god.

Samson:*panting* At Least the rest of this is automated.

*Shaking resides*

Samson:*Grabs stick* And we're in a forest. Great!

Samson:*Opens map*. Not much rendering here! I need some flat land before I crash into these trees!

Samson:*Yells* Yes bingo!

Samson:*Yanks stick* West we go!

*VTOL starts turning*

Samson:Oh god 300 meters of altitude! Not gud not gud!

Samson:*Deploys gears* I can make it!

Samson:*Prepares for landing* 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... contact!

*Massive Crash heard outside and intense shaking*

Samson:*Shaking alot* ThIs IsN't GoOd!!!!

*Slows down*

Samson:*Panting* Oh god. Oh god. Ah, deploy atmospheric brakes!

*Machine whirring heard*

Samson:100 m/s! 50 m/s! 25 m/s!

*VTOL stops completely*

Samson:Ow. That hurt.

Samson:At Least I'm alive!

Samson:Atmosphere seems fine. I don't see why'd I need a spacesuit to go out?

Samson:*Takes of spacesuit and puts on armored clothing* Just gotta grab some weapons just in case.

Samson:*Climbs out holding SD-50* This oughta keeps me safe. Some grenades can't hurt can they?

Samson:*Steps down ladders* Hello!? Anyone there?!

Samson:I'm alone I guess.

Samson:*Looks behind as he walks to forest for materials* Huh, no wonder the landing wasn't so smooth. I hit a tree!

Samson:I'll just set up camp here.

*2 hours of nonstop labor later*

Samson:*Steps back* Now this, this is a beauty.

Samson:I'm tired. Ima just hit the hay.

Samson:*Walks to bed*Goodnight cabin.

Samson:*Falls asleep* And I hope I ain't dead when I wake up.

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