Some Re:Zero fanfic ideas, crossover mostly

miscellaneous crack ideas 3

Crack 1: Subaru is on a chair that is constantly like Chair Sonic(Originally a video to that chair Sonic reveal video SRB2) or is replaced by him, either way refusing to get off the chair at all times. Insane spinning chair jumps and the chair somehow moving at high speeds is included(chair wallrunning?). Possibly also has the ability to fly, but he just doesn't feel like putting in the effort most of the time. The crowd noticing the chilling guy on a moving chair and the thugs trying to rob him would be quite funny, your choice on chair friction sounds(Your choice if he has anything other than what he has in cannon when not in the chair. Comments about how he mastered the chair and how anyone can do this if they master the chair as if that was normal? Chair saint? Him being excited to do magic, remarking the chair stuff isn't magic, just simply manipulating his chair(no tech, he could do it with any chair)? Also, probably extremely chill with most things?(not caring) Chores and looking down at things by manipulating the chair? Teaching kids how to move chairs like that? Him on the chair in bed under the covers? Breakdancing chair or some other chair trick to calm down child?). Alternatively, could give this to Regulus in addition to his normal stuff.

Crack 2: What other people hear when Subaru talks and/or what Subaru hears when other people talk has been put through Google Translate like 20 times.

Crack 3: Pokemon Stadium/Battle Revolution announcer that everyone can hear announces anything that they would typically announce, but in the vicinity of Subaru. This includes names and move names that aren't in Pokemon and no one has any way of knowing. Ex. whatever Felt's full name is, sneak attacks slightly before they happen, and damage over time such a poison and Curses.

Crack 4: When Subaru tries to talk about RBD, the line is replaced by however an AI would finish that sentence. Redone if the AI mentions RBD.

Crack 5: Satella summons Subaru like in cannon, but she messes up, sending Subaru to some place. She then tries again, but the same mistake happens. This continues for an hour or a few until he is summoned to the Re:Zero world, but having survived several dangerous situations and grabbing several objects that are in there. Essentially, Subaru is bounced around several apocalyptic areas/battlefields/other dangerous locations(ex. Crisis City, a Mario Airship, Another Dimension(Kirby), a Hyrule Warriors battlefield, wild areas in Hisui, etc.) from media of your choice for like an hour or few(feels longer thanks to RBD) before he's summoned normally, so he has various objects that can be found in those locations and pictures/experience of surviving these locations, paranoid of being teleported again for like an hour. Your choice if locals can tag along.

Arc 6 spoliers: Repeats at the Arc 6 ending, but with added amnesia Rem and Rui if the same situation as in cannon at Arc 6 ending. Was thinking about the absurd situation where they are transported to the Final Fortress(Sonic Heroes), and that and whatever is on it is teleported to every following location, including all Sonic Heroes teams with the Chaos Emeralds, Neo Metal Sonic, and anyone that jumps onto the absurdly sized flying fortress.