Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
After I give advice, I always end my sentence with " I don't know though" so you can never say I ruined your life
If you ever feel dumb, just remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches, and then fall to their death
My life is a romantic comedy, except there is no romance...and it's just me laughing at my own jokes...-_-
Math.
The only place where people can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why...
I forgot how to throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me...
Teenage Post:
"I'm so fat!" I scream, as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbours cat, two oak trees, and a small country into my mouth.
Lazy rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry.
Teenage Post:
*Walks into kitchen at 2am*...Wow...okay...I need to be very quiet...
TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
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