Person 1: Hey girl! It's Melanie from old navy. Can you take my 4:45-9 shift tonight?
Person 2: Yeah I'd love to take your hours
Person 1: Yay thanks you're the best!
A while later:
Person 2: Btw you have the wrong number, you should probably get ready for work.
Person 1: What?
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Father: Son, you're in big trouble
Boy: Why?
Father: Because you're texting me while you are in school
Boy: Are you serious?! You texted me first!
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Person 1: Roses are red
Person 2: Violets are blue
Person 1: We're breaking up because I never loved you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Person 1: Dude are you ready to party!!!!
Person 2: Umm who is this?
Person 1: Oh sorry wrong number. Bye
Person 2: ...But I want to party.
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Person 1: Mama
Just killed a man
Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger. And now he's dead.
MMMAAAMMMAAAOOOOOOO
Mom: What?
Let me hide the body. Where is it?
Can anybody read these texts?
Are those song lyrics?
Person 1: Those are song lyrics.
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A/N: I'm trying to watch a lot of movies this Summer😂😂😂 Just watched Pitch Perfect, and the second Purge😂😂😂😂 I'M ON A MOVIE ROOOLLLLL
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