Quote of the day: "Elvis helps Santa make toys"- Honey Boo Boo (Alana)
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A man threw a milk bottle at me today. How DAIRY <---tell me if you get the joke🐸☕️
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I used to be good at math...until they started putting the alphabet in equations
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Got a problem?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'?
Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
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Boyfriend? What is that? Food?
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Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice. Hurt me once. I'll kill you twice.
😂😂😂😂
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A/N: Hi guys! I watched 22 Jump Street, and The Purge (the first one)!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Funny annoying things
Hài hướcFunny and annoying things that will make you say "so true "
